kettledog 

To Poke someone’s eyes both out at once with your index and middle finger one handed

Don’t annoy me if I’ll kettledog you

kettledog by Alace nolland April 7, 2019

Kettledrums 

When a women refers to her breast in a descrete manner

" Try being silent when some bloody great beast bites you in the kettledrums!"

Kettledrums by L. Linton August 24, 2018

Kettled

When one is confused or, through some other reason, cannot think clearly.
Often used in conjunction with other scouse dialect to form phrases which may be confusing to outsiders

"Me heads pyarr kettled after listening t' tha"

Kettled by PurpleBin January 16, 2017

Kettled

A term well known in South West England for best describing a young male and female having anal sex.

"Me and this boy had anal sex last night"
"Eww you got kettled"

Kettled by PaddyPeacock June 7, 2009

kettlecornia 

feeling a need to have kettlecorn.

i was craving some kettlecorn right infront of the stand, so i fainted and told the man i had kettlecornia.

kettlecornia by mattypatty123456789 May 7, 2009

Kettled

When someone has taken too much Ketamin, they are kettled

That last one has done me... i am totally Kettled

Kettled by Employee of the Year October 28, 2010

Cupids Kettledrums

An old timey British slang word for large voluptuous breasts, used primarily in the Shakespearean era where polygamy was normal among the elite aristocrats.

What ho, William! Did you fondle the wife's Cupids Kettledrums last night?

No, yesterday was Friday sure! I was raw dogging the mistress while eating out the housekeeper, of course!

Cupids Kettledrums by Lethargic Wrecker 194 May 22, 2021