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kerschlonked 

Adjective:
1) weird, messed up, or fucked up

Noun:
1.) to fuck someone up or fuck someone over
ex 1: Instagram is completely kerschlonked, none if my messages are going through!

ex 2: Tristan Woods absolutely kerschlonked Khloe Kardashian
kerschlonked by heelygyal March 13, 2019

kershticky 

Did you see Mason clap cheeks in valorent?

Yeah dude he was kershticky with it
kershticky by Bophades February 10, 2022

kerschtank 

The act of soundly flicking someone's ear so as to cause a loud snapping noise and a brief period of intense pain. Usually done to someone who has committed an idiotic act or said something stupid. Can be used as an alternative to spanking children or as an adolescent male bonding alternative to arm punching.
"Keep acting stupid Billy-Bob and I'll kerschtank you a good one!" ..or.. "Clean up your room or you'll get the kerschtank"
kerschtank by Lorndawg Humplegg October 17, 2006

kierschtie 

Beautiful, gorgeous, sexy beast, who can handle herself and will kill you with just a look. She's tough, but is fun to around. She's street smart and world wise. If you find a Kierschtie, keep her forever.
Kierschtie gave me chocolate today...
kierschtie by Lovelyjollylocks December 6, 2016

kerschlapp 

To kerschlapp someone is to destroy them so hard they want to cry.
I just kerschlapped those orphans.
kerschlapp by OppositeX December 2, 2020

kerschmack 

1. Word used to describe a "smack" noise.
2. A word used to exclaim loudly when in suprise or in awe.
3. A verb to use in replacement of smack.
1. Did you hear that loud kerschmack at the mall?
2. Kerschmack!!!!! That is so amazing!!!
3. If you don't do your homework I'm gonna kershmack you upside the head.
kerschmack by John Tom Lom February 9, 2006
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
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Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
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