kerscht 

my mom

Person 1: Kerscht is so crazy
Person 2: who is Kerscht?
Person 1: my mom

kerscht by anandaMCbananahead June 17, 2023

kerschlonked 

Adjective:
1) weird, messed up, or fucked up

Noun:
1.) to fuck someone up or fuck someone over

ex 1: Instagram is completely kerschlonked, none if my messages are going through!

ex 2: Tristan Woods absolutely kerschlonked Khloe Kardashian

kerschlonked by heelygyal March 13, 2019

kershticky 

To be ungodly good at something

Did you see Mason clap cheeks in valorent?

Yeah dude he was kershticky with it

kershticky by Bophades February 10, 2022

kerschtank 

The act of soundly flicking someone's ear so as to cause a loud snapping noise and a brief period of intense pain. Usually done to someone who has committed an idiotic act or said something stupid. Can be used as an alternative to spanking children or as an adolescent male bonding alternative to arm punching.

"Keep acting stupid Billy-Bob and I'll kerschtank you a good one!" ..or.. "Clean up your room or you'll get the kerschtank"

kerschtank by Lorndawg Humplegg October 17, 2006

kierschtie 

Beautiful, gorgeous, sexy beast, who can handle herself and will kill you with just a look. She's tough, but is fun to around. She's street smart and world wise. If you find a Kierschtie, keep her forever.

Kierschtie gave me chocolate today...

kierschtie by Lovelyjollylocks December 6, 2016

kerschlapp 

To kerschlapp someone is to destroy them so hard they want to cry.

I just kerschlapped those orphans.

kerschlapp by OppositeX December 2, 2020

kerschmack 

1. Word used to describe a "smack" noise.
2. A word used to exclaim loudly when in suprise or in awe.
3. A verb to use in replacement of smack.

1. Did you hear that loud kerschmack at the mall?
2. Kerschmack!!!!! That is so amazing!!!
3. If you don't do your homework I'm gonna kershmack you upside the head.

kerschmack by John Tom Lom February 9, 2006