kerschtank 

The act of soundly flicking someone's ear so as to cause a loud snapping noise and a brief period of intense pain. Usually done to someone who has committed an idiotic act or said something stupid. Can be used as an alternative to spanking children or as an adolescent male bonding alternative to arm punching.

"Keep acting stupid Billy-Bob and I'll kerschtank you a good one!" ..or.. "Clean up your room or you'll get the kerschtank"

kerschtank by Lorndawg Humplegg October 17, 2006

Kerchanker 

To chain someone to a well and yell "gerberger!" And slap them across the face with a microwave.

Girl 1: Omg I just kerchankered!
Girl 2: lol no way, that's so hot.

Kerchanker by Ethan and Maggie March 26, 2008

kerschlonked 

Adjective:
1) weird, messed up, or fucked up

Noun:
1.) to fuck someone up or fuck someone over

ex 1: Instagram is completely kerschlonked, none if my messages are going through!

ex 2: Tristan Woods absolutely kerschlonked Khloe Kardashian

kerschlonked by heelygyal March 13, 2019

kerschmack 

1. Word used to describe a "smack" noise.
2. A word used to exclaim loudly when in suprise or in awe.
3. A verb to use in replacement of smack.

1. Did you hear that loud kerschmack at the mall?
2. Kerschmack!!!!! That is so amazing!!!
3. If you don't do your homework I'm gonna kershmack you upside the head.

kerschmack by John Tom Lom February 9, 2006

Kerschwink 

A noise used in chatrooms by my friend as a boot noise

Annoyingguy101: yea, I just got this great new pokemon card...it's awesome!
Myfriend: Yea, well...KERSCHWINK!!

<Annoyingguy101 has been kicked out of the chat by the chat moderator>

Myfriend: HAHAHA!!

Kerschwink by Josh Allison November 12, 2003