kerplunckin 

When you're so balls deep that your balls are inside

I was kerplunckin with my boyfriend last night

kerplunckin by Quickdick December 11, 2024

kerplumpkin

A blumpkin during which the fecal matter splashes onto the face of the individual performing the fellatio.

All I wanted to do was give a simple blumpkin but, after a night of Indian food at Ali Baba's Cave, it ended up being a kerplumpkin.

kerplumpkin by Multicultural Project December 9, 2008

Kerplunking 

Where one or more people hang from a miscellaneous object.

Lucy and Adam were sick of planking, so instead decided to try out kerplunking.
They kerplunked from a tree branch.

Kerplunking by whitechocolateladybird July 20, 2011

Kerplnunkin 

To receive oral sex on a toilet, while defecating.

With a Kerplnunkin you feel relieved twice.

Kerplnunkin by s6897 September 22, 2006

Kerplumbkin 

A Sexual term,
An act were a woman or man(Depending on preferance)gives oral sex while the other partner deficates.

Your mother's "Girls Night Out"

Kerplumbkin by Armageddon May 30, 2004

Kerplumpkin

The act of introducing a rotten egg, a scrambled egg, a old priest-egg, and a young priest-egg into a man's fully (or non fully) dialated rectum and using the mixture to cook hamburger meat within his black cherry.

Ya either get busy talking, or ya get busy kerplumpkin

Kerplumpkin by Wet Stanley March 4, 2011

KerPlunkin 

The act of recieving oral sex from a woman deficating on a toilet an ejaculating the moment said defication hits Water. (Hence the "KerPlunk")

My Blumpkin turned into a KerPlunkin this morning when we both finished at the exact Same time! (KerPlunk)

KerPlunkin by Sabby Blue November 19, 2016