kerplunckin

When you're so balls deep that your balls are inside

I was kerplunckin with my boyfriend last night

by Quickdick December 11, 2024

kerplumpkin

A blumpkin during which the fecal matter splashes onto the face of the individual performing the fellatio.

All I wanted to do was give a simple blumpkin but, after a night of Indian food at Ali Baba's Cave, it ended up being a kerplumpkin.

by Multicultural Project December 9, 2008

Kerplunking

Where one or more people hang from a miscellaneous object.

Lucy and Adam were sick of planking, so instead decided to try out kerplunking.
They kerplunked from a tree branch.

by whitechocolateladybird July 20, 2011

Kerplnunkin

To receive oral sex on a toilet, while defecating.

With a Kerplnunkin you feel relieved twice.

by s6897 September 22, 2006

Kerplumbkin

A Sexual term,
An act were a woman or man(Depending on preferance)gives oral sex while the other partner deficates.

Your mother's "Girls Night Out"

by Armageddon May 30, 2004

Kerplumpkin

The act of introducing a rotten egg, a scrambled egg, a old priest-egg, and a young priest-egg into a man's fully (or non fully) dialated rectum and using the mixture to cook hamburger meat within his black cherry.

Ya either get busy talking, or ya get busy kerplumpkin

by Wet Stanley March 4, 2011

KerPlunkin

The act of recieving oral sex from a woman deficating on a toilet an ejaculating the moment said defication hits Water. (Hence the "KerPlunk")

My Blumpkin turned into a KerPlunkin this morning when we both finished at the exact Same time! (KerPlunk)

by Sabby Blue November 19, 2016