kerplumpkin

A blumpkin during which the fecal matter splashes onto the face of the individual performing the fellatio.

All I wanted to do was give a simple blumpkin but, after a night of Indian food at Ali Baba's Cave, it ended up being a kerplumpkin.

by Multicultural Project December 9, 2008

Kerplumpkin

The act of introducing a rotten egg, a scrambled egg, a old priest-egg, and a young priest-egg into a man's fully (or non fully) dialated rectum and using the mixture to cook hamburger meat within his black cherry.

Ya either get busy talking, or ya get busy kerplumpkin

by Wet Stanley March 4, 2011

Kurplumpkin

When a high velocity turd strikes toilet water during the act of a blumpkin, causing shit water to splash onto the blumpkin giver's face.

Dude, Cindy was giving me a gnarly blumpkin last night and i popped a beast turd and gave her a nice kurplumpkin.

by M. Mowski August 26, 2008

Kerplunking

Where one or more people hang from a miscellaneous object.

Lucy and Adam were sick of planking, so instead decided to try out kerplunking.
They kerplunked from a tree branch.

by whitechocolateladybird July 20, 2011

Kerblumpkin

When the person receiving a blumpkin drops a huge turd and the person giving the blumpkin gets a huge splash of shit water on the underside of their chin; When the person giving a blumpkin gets water splashed on their face from a dropping or exploding shit.

Kerplunk + Blumpkin = Kerblumpkin

I need to wash this shit water off my face because my boyfriend gave me a gnarly kerblumpkin.

by BSleepy June 13, 2010

kerblumpkin

true love, getting a blowjob while on the toilette

my g/f gave me a kerblumpkin yesterday!

by UsedCarMan September 11, 2005

Kerplumbkin

A Sexual term,
An act were a woman or man(Depending on preferance)gives oral sex while the other partner deficates.

Your mother's "Girls Night Out"

by Armageddon May 30, 2004