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Kurplumpkin

When a high velocity turd strikes toilet water during the act of a blumpkin, causing shit water to splash onto the blumpkin giver's face.
Dude, Cindy was giving me a gnarly blumpkin last night and i popped a beast turd and gave her a nice kurplumpkin.
Kurplumpkin by M. Mowski August 26, 2008

kerplumpkin

A blumpkin during which the fecal matter splashes onto the face of the individual performing the fellatio.
All I wanted to do was give a simple blumpkin but, after a night of Indian food at Ali Baba's Cave, it ended up being a kerplumpkin.

Kerplunking 

Where one or more people hang from a miscellaneous object.
Lucy and Adam were sick of planking, so instead decided to try out kerplunking.
They kerplunked from a tree branch.

Kerblumpkin 

When the person receiving a blumpkin drops a huge turd and the person giving the blumpkin gets a huge splash of shit water on the underside of their chin; When the person giving a blumpkin gets water splashed on their face from a dropping or exploding shit.

Kerplunk + Blumpkin = Kerblumpkin
I need to wash this shit water off my face because my boyfriend gave me a gnarly kerblumpkin.
Kerblumpkin by BSleepy June 13, 2010

kerblumpkin 

true love, getting a blowjob while on the toilette
my g/f gave me a kerblumpkin yesterday!
kerblumpkin by UsedCarMan September 11, 2005

Kerplumpkin

The act of introducing a rotten egg, a scrambled egg, a old priest-egg, and a young priest-egg into a man's fully (or non fully) dialated rectum and using the mixture to cook hamburger meat within his black cherry.
Ya either get busy talking, or ya get busy kerplumpkin
Kerplumpkin by Wet Stanley March 4, 2011