kerflungy 

1.absolutely crazy or insane. Intensely ridiculous
2. no longer functioning

I'm confused as to why my email suddenly went kerflungy

kerflungy by Leona W October 22, 2009

kerflunkled 

A verb meaning "to throttle" or "batter" not to be confused with kerbopped.

Mom "Why does Timmy have a bruise?"
You "I kerflunkled him."

kerflunkled by SkyDrone March 9, 2023

Kerflunckdaydunk 

Swampy, wet, obese, green vagina.

Guy 1: Why did you break up with her?

Guy 2: She had a kerflunckdaydunk hanging out of her tampon.

Guy 1: That's.... Nice...

Kerflunckdaydunk by ParadisJS December 22, 2010

Kerflunks Disease

A disease given to a female after receiving anal sex and then having the man insert his weiner into her vaginaly cavity without first wiping of the doo doo.

Yo Dog, I was giving my girl anal and then I pulled it out and stuck it in her pussy. My poopy dick gave her Kerflunks Disease

Kerflunks Disease by Woooooooooooooo July 8, 2006

kerfluger 

something that means something so dirty only Ken Yost could of made it up.

That guy is so kerfluger

kerfluger by kyost June 10, 2010

kerflunkt 

When the aliens attack in the future but they're not sure which reality to tune back into or revive as stable following the lengthy attack over many years, some individuals or things get kerflunkt or not kerflunkt. Ultimately it's for a (rollback) reality/parity check and a "test" of our emergency broadcast services where before/afterwards you get to return to your regularly scheduled programming.

I'm gonna kerflunkt this guy soon if he doesn't do something interesting or new.

kerflunkt by Kiki26 July 13, 2023

kerflunkulated 

not to be confused with kerflunkled or kerbopped, to be kerflunkulated is to be so absolutely pent up with emotion that you piss your pants, drown in your tears and die of laughter all at the same time

I was so kerflunkulated I just couldn't help but kerbop as many homeless people as possible

kerflunkulated by lasttabs November 24, 2024