A disease given to a female after receiving anal sex and then having the man insert his weiner into her vaginaly cavity without first wiping of the doo doo.

Yo Dog, I was giving my girl anal and then I pulled it out and stuck it in her pussy. My poopy dick gave her Kerflunks Disease

Kerflunks Disease by Woooooooooooooo July 8, 2006

kerfluger

something that means something so dirty only Ken Yost could of made it up.

That guy is so kerfluger

kerfluger by kyost June 10, 2010

kerflunkt

When the aliens attack in the future but they're not sure which reality to tune back into or revive as stable following the lengthy attack over many years, some individuals or things get kerflunkt or not kerflunkt. Ultimately it's for a (rollback) reality/parity check and a "test" of our emergency broadcast services where before/afterwards you get to return to your regularly scheduled programming.

I'm gonna kerflunkt this guy soon if he doesn't do something interesting or new.

kerflunkt by Kiki26 July 13, 2023

kerflunkulated

not to be confused with kerflunkled or kerbopped, to be kerflunkulated is to be so absolutely pent up with emotion that you piss your pants, drown in your tears and die of laughter all at the same time

I was so kerflunkulated I just couldn't help but kerbop as many homeless people as possible

kerflunkulated by lasttabs November 24, 2024

Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

Word of the Day on September 22, 2026

Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.

Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.

Concrete cowboy by EugeneJohnson42000 March 16, 2024

Word of the Day on September 20, 2026

hobo loko

any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear

hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh

hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026

Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".

Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."

God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011

Word of the Day on September 18, 2026