kerflunkled

A verb meaning "to throttle" or "batter" not to be confused with kerbopped.

Mom "Why does Timmy have a bruise?"
You "I kerflunkled him."

by SkyDrone March 09, 2023

Kerbopped

Kerbopped is a verb meaning "to hit over the head", and is often mistaken for kerflunkled which is a more physical action than kerbopped.

Brother, "Can I have your sandwich?"
You, "Only if you want to get kerbopped!"

by SkyDrone March 13, 2023