kerflunkt

When the aliens attack in the future but they're not sure which reality to tune back into or revive as stable following the lengthy attack over many years, some individuals or things get kerflunkt or not kerflunkt. Ultimately it's for a (rollback) reality/parity check and a "test" of our emergency broadcast services where before/afterwards you get to return to your regularly scheduled programming.

I'm gonna kerflunkt this guy soon if he doesn't do something interesting or new.

by Kiki26 July 13, 2023

Kerfunkle

To fuck shit up

I'm gonna kerfunkle your face

by Zathanial December 23, 2014

Kerfunklebops

A word to describe how astronomically bad a person slams another person. Usually used for fictional debates.

Example: Superman kerfunklebops Deku

by JayOverHeaven January 19, 2022

Kerflinkle

When you get hurt really bad and you get hurt in the same spot.

Ouch! I got a big scratch when I was riding my bike, and the Noah the bully had to kick me in the same spot I just got kerflinkled!

by Montague_Sun October 16, 2021

kerfunkle

a funky mess that is imaginary. a mess that is only thought of or imagined
a word based on kerfuffle

the concert was a kerfunkle

by lexicon58 August 19, 2014

kerplunk

A game where one climbs on top of the stall walls in a public restroom and takes a shit while aiming for the toilet below. Named for the sound a turd makes after falling 6 feet into a toilet.

Don't use the middle stall... I tried a kerplunk in there earlier and totally missed!

by JB123456 October 15, 2013

Kerplunk

A great Green Day album. It ties in with the other cd "dookie" because, as lead singer Billie Joe says, "When you take a s--t in the toilet, that's the sound it makes is kerplunk."

I picked up the Kerplunk album on vinyl yesterday at the music store.

by Haushinka November 18, 2003