kerflunkled 

A verb meaning "to throttle" or "batter" not to be confused with kerbopped.

Mom "Why does Timmy have a bruise?"
You "I kerflunkled him."

kerflunkled by SkyDrone March 9, 2023

Kerfunkle 

To fuck shit up

I'm gonna kerfunkle your face

Kerfunkle by Zathanial December 23, 2014

Kerfunklebops 

A word to describe how astronomically bad a person slams another person. Usually used for fictional debates.

Example: Superman kerfunklebops Deku

Kerfunklebops by JayOverHeaven January 19, 2022

Kerflinkle 

When you get hurt really bad and you get hurt in the same spot.

Ouch! I got a big scratch when I was riding my bike, and the Noah the bully had to kick me in the same spot I just got kerflinkled!

Kerflinkle by Montague_Sun October 16, 2021

kerfunkle 

a funky mess that is imaginary. a mess that is only thought of or imagined
a word based on kerfuffle

the concert was a kerfunkle

kerfunkle by lexicon58 August 19, 2014

Kerfunkledub 

Kerfunkledub is a word used to describe the action of humiliating another person, a exclamation of one's own elation, or disappointment in which case the word would be used in a stand alone fashion. A kerfunkler is a person who frequently uses the aforementioned word kerfunkledub however he or she must first be acknowledged by his or her fellow kerfunklers to be able to refer to herself or himself as a certified kerfunkler

"Get kerfunkledubed!!!" "Let's kerfunkledub these guys" *sigh* " kerfunkledub" "kerfunkledub!!!" "My fellow kerfunklers" "Go kerfunkledub yourself"

Kerfunkledub by Vash--- April 13, 2019

kurflunked 

To be confused

I was kurflunked by the math problem

kurflunked by k;huaersgggsdthstb November 7, 2017