1:
Bf: Good night.
Gf: Good night :)
Bf: Oh, and btw.
Gf: Yes?
Bf: I love you :)
Gf: Aww, I love you too ;)
2:
Guy 1: See ya later man.
Guy 2: Yeah, bye, go btw.
Guy 1: Lmao, I will. xD
Bf: Good night.
Gf: Good night :)
Bf: Oh, and btw.
Gf: Yes?
Bf: I love you :)
Gf: Aww, I love you too ;)
2:
Guy 1: See ya later man.
Guy 2: Yeah, bye, go btw.
Guy 1: Lmao, I will. xD
by ParadisJS January 29, 2011
Guy 1: Why did you break up with her?
Guy 2: She had a kerflunckdaydunk hanging out of her tampon.
Guy 1: That's.... Nice...
Guy 2: She had a kerflunckdaydunk hanging out of her tampon.
Guy 1: That's.... Nice...
by ParadisJS December 20, 2010
1) I was invited to an orgy with a bunch of random people from work. But when I got there, I caught them eating each other! Maybe accepting to go to a polyvore orgy wasn't the greatest idea...
by ParadisJS December 12, 2010
Guy 1: How was your girlfriend?
Guy 2: The inside of her vagina was fuzzy...
Guy 1: Wow, I'm not surprised, she seems like one who would have oubic hair. Get her some Oubic Hair Cream from Walmart.
Guy 2: The inside of her vagina was fuzzy...
Guy 1: Wow, I'm not surprised, she seems like one who would have oubic hair. Get her some Oubic Hair Cream from Walmart.
by ParadisJS January 05, 2011