Kerplackerd

1. To hold your body as flat as you can against a flat surface.

2. Being slung against a flat surface with centrifugal or gravitational force.

3 Contact with a flat vertical surface to appear as if you are laying on it... in any position... as flat as possible.
I was kerplackerd against the wall hoping they wouldn't see me.

Look at all those people spinning on that amusement ride kerplackered against the wall.
by Existance-0 December 24, 2020
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