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Kenyan from the West 

AKA Kanye West is a self-centered narcissistic,mentally unstable, uninspiring and talentless rapper followed by fans with an IQ close to that of a dead horse or the a level of anger in their blood not seen since Hitler. The Kenyan from the West has an obvious mental disorder and one time he was trapped by a fat attention seeking black man-loving celebrity slut called Kim Koondashian. No one knows what the Kenyan from the West is thinking, but he always looks pissed.
Dumb Person 1:(Lost in Kenya) Hey man how do I get back home to America?

Dumb person 2: I don't know, ask the Kenyan from the West for directions. Watch out! He will scream at you and to get attention--self serving prick---instead he will get the attention of the lions!
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Kenyanism 

A religion created by The Drunken Peasants Podcast, which is the belief usually revolving around Obama, and his 'questionable' background.
You support Obama, thats Kenyanism!

Obama is a Kenyanist.
Kenyanism by Smitor January 27, 2015
A cool person who loves to go out .. Has a big heart and very outgoing .. Keeps it real with others very well as them self .. Loves to get money and do sports .. Very loyal to friends and relationship .. Funny loves to joke around and make others smile .. If you have a kenyata in your life you are very lucky !
Kenyata is a real nigga from day one .
kenyata by Keepit100 October 8, 2013

Kenyan backpack

A sexual position in which one partner is standing, and the other partner is piggy backing upside down on the first. The upside down partner places their head between the legs of the standing partner and performs oral sex on them.
The couple was hospitalized after trying to perform a Kenyan backpack without stretching first.
Kenyan backpack by JayTeeF May 11, 2009

Respect Kendama 

Pronounced /rɛˈspɛkɛnˌdɑ mə/

A term usually used by a person as a result of a disappointing action.
Can also be used as a form of saying farewell.
- Ne-a ciupit dealer-ul din marfa...
- Respect Kendama, aia e!

- Eu ma duc spre casa.
- Hai, Respect Kendama!
Respect Kendama by ktav.ddchill December 8, 2020

Kendalled 

The act of being served many alcoholic beverages within the span of a few hours. Typically the act of being Kendalled involves Jell-O shots combined with an another alcohol. Most people do not recognize that they have been Kendalled until it is too late.
Jason isn’t hanging out with us today. He got Kendalled last night.
Kendalled by jwilsonjx October 28, 2019