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Ryan Krippelz

A modern-day trendsetter (a.k.a. influencer/insider), bringing great conversations to parties & never has to prove anything to anyone; according to themselves...

**Fact check:

-great conversation starter (true) who does not need to prove himself to others (true), but feels

the need to prove something to himself (true) himself. Trendsetter: FALSE, but also not a follower & is

just..there. OVERALL, good company.

-42.5% FUNNY, 46% SASSY, 7.5% UNDIGESTED FAST FOOD; most likely from off menu items (i.e. mcribb,

filet o' fish, etc.), 4% GAS.

Negative side:

-Tendency to take things too far when feeling "extra". Might take secretive, un-flattering pictures of you

and share them with others for a laugh. When crabby and in a mood, it's best to steer clear because

they will be right and you wrong..so how dare you?

-Does not react well to the feeling of guilt & has a weakness towards late night snacks & holiday candy.
1. Ryan Krippelz told a funny joke and we all laughed. (+)

2. Why would Ryan take that picture of me eating and send it to everyone when he knows I was feeling insecure? (-)
Related Words
keippe kippers Kipped Kippered keiper kepper Kripped Keipe Keppered Kippes

keppetjes 

The fat upper part of your leg.
Keppetjes is used in dutch but you can also use it in english.
Ruben has verry nice Keppetjes

Done Up Like a Kipper 

British idiom for one who has been totally bamboozled or taken advantage of by another.
Friend A: You just bought a gold watch from the street vendor for 100 quid?

Friend B: Yeah, mate, nice watch, isn't it?

Friend A: Eh, boy, you've been done up like a kipper!
Done Up Like a Kipper by ripeness November 9, 2012

tj kippen 

the second-ever LGBTQ+ character on disney channel with significant screen time. he plays basketball, defying the stereotype that all jocks are straight. he was the cause of much debate when he looked back at his friend, cyrus, revealing his crush on the boy. tj loves to give cyrus nicknames, including the famous, "underdog." he is one-half of the major ship, tyrus.
tj is portrayed by the phenomenal actor, luke mullen
tj kippen by bambikippen March 6, 2019

Keppered 

When you're so baked you look retarded.
Friend 1: 'You see that guy over there?'
Friend 2: 'yea bro hes Keppered for sure!'
Keppered by SavageDude420 April 17, 2017

disco kipper

When a girl has been dancing all night and her vagina develops a distinct fish-based odour.
God bro she was so dirty, it was a bad case of disco kipper!
disco kipper by bigbadwhiteboy April 28, 2017