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Simultaneously a word for "cigarette" or "cheap cigar" and a mild german insult for an old-ass hag who's used up from smoking way too much (can definitely be used on males as well)
Got another smoke?

You're definitely gonna end up as a keipe, my man
Keipe by Keipenmann January 8, 2020
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someone who you keeping for life and forever, a one in a milllion.
keeper by faaizahx1 May 1, 2020
Keilee is the sweetest girl you will ever find. She is a down to earth type of girl. She is very shy with people she doesn’t know but once she’s comfortable around you she is crazy! A Keilee always loves a good challenge. She is a special girl that everyone deserves to have. All she wishes is to be noticed and to fit in. She is very insecure even if there is no reason to. Let her know she is appreciated and loved. It’s all she truly seeks. A Keilee will love her partner unconditionally and will never give up on you unless you give up on her first.
Guy 1: She’s so sweet

Guy 2: Who?
Guy1: Keilee
Keilee by Anonymous2023 March 14, 2018

Keitelism 

Keitelism is the condition in which a nazi claims to be neither a fascist nor a genocider, first found in Wilhelm Keitel, the owner of a discord server known as "The authority". This form of extreme denial is often caused by severe lack of neurons, and will result in social ostracization. If you are suffering from keitelism, please see a phycologist.
Member of The Authority: I'm a follower of Keitelism!
Literally anybody with above 3 brain cells: Damn retard

sweeper keeper 

Is a new way of goalkeeper, Manuel Neuer is an example of a sweeper keeper, sweeper keepers usually defend out of the penalty area,
"Cristiano Ronaldo had a break away into Bayern's Half and Manuel Neuer comes out of his Penalty area to defend the box he played the role as a sweeper keeper"

Keitelism 

Keitelism is the condition in which a nazi retard claims to be neither a fascist nor a genocider, first found in Wilhelm Keitel (Not the real Wilhelm Keitel), the owner of a discord server known as "The Authority". And this disease has then spread from Wilhelm Keitel to his followers. This form of extreme denial is often caused by severe lack of neurons and brain cells, and will result in social ostracization. If you are suffering from keitelism, please go see a f***ing psycologist.
Member of The Authority: I'm a follower of Keitelism!
Literally anybody with above 3 brain cells: Damn retard