Keels 

one of the gentlemen. usually the life of the schlan party. the one not outside rolling around in the mud. usually the one getting the most schwasted.

Dude! How are we supposed to have a successful Schlan Party with no Keels?

Keels is to the gentlemen, as rope is to jump rope.

Keels by Mr. Keels December 13, 2008

keemstar 

A garden gnome.

I just put my keemstar outside on my grass where it belongs

keemstar by swagmaster800e July 5, 2016

keepsolid 

1. Short for keep it solid. Be real, honest, upfront. When someone claims to keepsolid, they promise to stay by your side and never fold no matter what.
2. A company that hates investors and chimes.

1. Ma man, you keepsolid. Snitches get stitches!
2. Seen this keepsolid startup recently, they seem legit.

keepsolid by LackOfBrownies June 3, 2020

Keel over and DIE 

A curse Michael Rosen can call upon you to make you, well, keel over, and die.

Harold Rosen (Michael Rosen's father): I hope you get an STD
Michael: how about you go Keel over and DIE

Harold immediately keels over, and dies.

Keel over and DIE by TheMagicBean October 8, 2017

keelah se'lai 

A common Quarian phrase, from the video game trilogy Mass Effect, meaning "By the home world I hope to see one day." Exiled from their homeworld, the Quarians (an alien race known for their technological genius) have lived as space-nomads for about three centuries. Like the phrase "peace be with you", the phrase "keelah se'lai" can mean many things. But whether to express surprise, happiness, or frustration - for them to swear on their homeworld is the meaningful expression they have.

to an army waiting to massacre a synthetic race that drove them from their homeworld, although, ha-ha-ha, they claim to be peaceful now, a frustrated soldier says: "The enemy doesn't want to fight you! If you can believe that for just one minute, this war will be over. You have a choice. Please. Keelah Se'lai."

keelah se'lai by lesbianshowerscene April 24, 2013

Keemstar 

33 year old reporting "news" then acts like a 12 year old on twitter

That gnome keemstar

Keemstar by GnomeFighter June 10, 2016

keelt

'Variation on "killt" or "killed." '

Yo, man I keelt that HUGO's mom. You know that guy in the McDonald's ads?

keelt by The Don2 November 10, 2006