Keelsexual

Attracted to a highly dominant,hot,aggressive male

Girl 1: “OMGG I think I’m keelsexual” Girl 2:“What’s that? Girl 1:“It’s when ur attracted to keel

by Suleishot July 20, 2022

kolsexual

When one is sexually attracted to only Kol mikaleson regardless of gender

She is so in love with Kol she must be Kolsexual

by kolmikalesonwife December 30, 2020

Ketasexual

Someone that is only sexually attracted to those that do ketamine.

When she told me that she was ketasexual I knew she was the one. Vibes

Thank you for applying. Unfortunately we don't allow promotion of illicit drug use on campus property. We'll keep your application in mind.

by Danielfromconnecticut August 7, 2020

Keemsexual

Someone attracted to garden gnomes.

Guy 1:I think i'm Keemsexual
Guy 2:Fagg

by Shaggy The St.Weed June 27, 2016

kekisexual

immense sexual attraction to the people of or the nation state of Kekistan.

A- Oh god that frog statue is so hot..
B- Fuck are you a kekisexual?
A- Yep.

by Gayest of Rays January 30, 2019

kekisexual

immense sexual attraction to the nation state or peoples of kekistan. this sexuality is highly ridiculed by the lgbtquia+ community due to the leanings of native kekistanis branding Kek's chosen people as nazis and any who agree as nazis.

A- Hey I like that guy with the green flag.
B- You like kekistanis?!?! Filthy kekisexual Naziiiiii!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by Gayest of Rays January 30, 2019

Kalesexual

A fake sexual orientation created by 1 or more tumblr users. All gender and sexual orientations that are not Lesbian, Gay, Bisexual or Trans are damaging to the lgbt community and make us look like fools.

Lesbian: John is claiming to be Kalesexual. He keeps making a fool of us

Gay man: I know I wish we weren’t looked at as lgbtqkxjcjskxvskhrtbd it’s so embarrassing

Bisexual woman: let’s not forget the people who claim you don’t need dysphoria to be trans, it’s so difficult for real trans people to get T or HRT because of this
Trans person: I know, the TuCutes have made trans people look like “Soft bois OWO” when we really just wanna be men. We’re not different species, space rocks or plants please let us be trans

by Tits>Diks May 2, 2019