He's a super sweet guy and acts really crazy in front of his crush. Keelans go for girls beginning with th eletters " S, R, L or T. He can be slightly dumb but is really funny.
by Sweetchair March 11, 2018
1.the hottest guy ever that everyone wants
2.sexy but nice
3.some drunk (but good looking)irish bloke sitting in a pub with a pot of gold
2.sexy but nice
3.some drunk (but good looking)irish bloke sitting in a pub with a pot of gold
by hot x0 August 23, 2008
A black guy but he acts like the whitest guy ever, good at basketball. Not the hottest guy ever but loves everyone and is so sweet he would literally do anything for anyone. He is THE FUNNIEST GUY EVER! kind of petty but not in a bad way and is super fun to hangout with
by superfunhotdogman July 10, 2017
a hockey player that HAD(NO LONGER =-( long hair who likes to be annoying. Also plays lacrosse.
favorite hockey team is the capitals. ._/
also likes to froggy hop a lot at random times.
favorite hockey team is the capitals. ._/
also likes to froggy hop a lot at random times.
by yo momma at the grocery store November 30, 2013
verb, any sick and brutal slaughter or consumption of puppies, kittens and/or cute baby animals.
noun, a demented irish man that probobly wants to cause you mental or physical pain.
noun, a demented irish man that probobly wants to cause you mental or physical pain.
verb: those crazy hoboes snuck int o the zoo and keelaned all the cute animals.
noun: oh my god dude, that sketchy guy over there with the potatoes and the pot of gold is a keelan...he was on the news last week.
noun: oh my god dude, that sketchy guy over there with the potatoes and the pot of gold is a keelan...he was on the news last week.
by mr. polycronopolus September 27, 2007
Girl 1: have you seen Keelan before? he looks good
Myra: yes in fact i’ve dreamt about him last night
girl 2: hey he was in my dream not yours
Myra: yes in fact i’ve dreamt about him last night
girl 2: hey he was in my dream not yours
by bruveu June 11, 2022