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Something that is gatekept after being unheard
"house." "what did you say?" "keeblur." "...no you didnt." "yes i did."
Keeblur by keeblur November 1, 2025
When you are in chat or some other messaging system that won't let you edit your input. You are typing on the keyboard going back and forth between two people and accidentally type a message or reply to the wrong person, blurting out. Usually it is insulting or it thoroughly confuses them.
I have no idea what you are talking about. Did you just keyblurt ?
keyblurt by dw8177 July 7, 2016

Keeblerish 

Of the Elven variety. Someone that is keebler or elven in nature. Small in stature or small features or pointy ears or all of the above. Keebler-like
His Keeblerish features often had passerbys asking him what was cooking in the tree today.
Keeblerish by jpkaty October 5, 2009

keebler elves 

A little family of elves who live in a tree and create all kinds of complex contraptions just so they can get their cookies 'just right'. We can catch glimpses of their lives through their well-know Keebler Elves commercials.
The Keebler elves don't make their pecan melt cookies too sweet, they make them *just right*.
keebler elves by Angelacia August 26, 2007

Keebler Elvis 

A person who has consumed so many sweets and/or dessert foods that they feel like they're going to die on the toilet.
Sorry I'm late for work, I had a box of donuts for breakfast and felt like a total Keebler Elvis.

Doobie Keebler

An interrogation technique that consists of asking innane irrelevent questions, and then suddenly, ham-handedly asking directly if the person is guilty of whatever you are investigating and hoping they will slip up and just confess. The term refers to the News Radio episode "Jail (part 1 of 3)" where Matthew is interviewing Jimmy James and trying to determine if he is D.B. Cooper.
Of course Monica denied she's screwing your brother. You've got to be subtle when you lay the trap, you can't just Doobie Keebler her with the question.
Doobie Keebler by PaulG September 11, 2008