Definitions by jpkaty

Faroffistan 

A location or country somewhere away from where you are, so far that you didn't know that you didn't know where it was.

Dude1: Where is Bob going?
Dude2: Bob is moving somewhere over there. Maybe in the Middle East
Dude1: Where?
Dude2: Somewhere in Faroffistan or something...

Faroffistan by jpkaty March 11, 2010

Vacation Warp 

The time warp you realize you have entered when returning from vacation. Some things are vaguely familer, some things time has stood still, and yet others are in a dimension yet to be discovered.

Dude 1: What's happening since I have been gone?

Dude 2: Are you kidding me? What kind of vacation warp are you in?

Dude 1: (half-zombied) Did I miss something?

Vacation Warp by jpkaty January 3, 2010

Leave the DNA at home 

In reference to someone with a wicked cold / cough / flu, telling them to stay at home with their own flem chunks

Dude1: (Cough, Hack), I don't feel so good!

Dude2: Dude, don't go to work, leave the DNA at home!

Leave the DNA at home by jpkaty October 7, 2009

sqweet 

Texan for " Let's go eat "

Dude1: Sqweet!
Dude2: You buyin'?

sqweet by jpkaty October 7, 2009

Keeblerish 

Of the Elven variety. Someone that is keebler or elven in nature. Small in stature or small features or pointy ears or all of the above. Keebler-like

His Keeblerish features often had passerbys asking him what was cooking in the tree today.

Keeblerish by jpkaty October 5, 2009

Cloudtopia 

The nirvana reached when all of your technology solutions and applications have been moved to the cloudmoshere.

We turned out the lights in the data center said the cloud geek... all of our applications are in the cloud! We have reached Cloudtopia!

Cloudtopia by jpkaty September 24, 2009

cloudsense 

An abstract technology idea that 'belongs in the cloud'

Dude1 (cloud geek): you should place that application in the cloud!
Dude2: You think?
Dude1 (cloud geek): Yes, it's perfect... it makes cloudsense!

cloudsense by jpkaty August 26, 2009