cloudsense

An abstract technology idea that 'belongs in the cloud'

Dude1 (cloud geek): you should place that application in the cloud!
Dude2: You think?
Dude1 (cloud geek): Yes, it's perfect... it makes cloudsense!

by jpkaty August 27, 2009

Leave the DNA at home

In reference to someone with a wicked cold / cough / flu, telling them to stay at home with their own flem chunks

Dude1: (Cough, Hack), I don't feel so good!

Dude2: Dude, don't go to work, leave the DNA at home!

by jpkaty October 07, 2009

Faroffistan

A location or country somewhere away from where you are, so far that you didn't know that you didn't know where it was.

Dude1: Where is Bob going?
Dude2: Bob is moving somewhere over there. Maybe in the Middle East
Dude1: Where?
Dude2: Somewhere in Faroffistan or something...

by jpkaty March 11, 2010

sqweet

Texan for " Let's go eat "

Dude1: Sqweet!
Dude2: You buyin'?

by jpkaty October 07, 2009

cloud geek

An IT guy that thinks that every solution is "in the cloud"

Dude1: I can store my pictures in the cloud!
Dude1: I can store my bank records in the cloud!
Dude1: I can do my taxes in the cloud!
Dude1: I send my email in the cloud!
Dude1: I can sell my stuff in the cloud!
Dude2: You are such a cloud geek!

by jpkaty August 25, 2009

Vacation Warp

The time warp you realize you have entered when returning from vacation. Some things are vaguely familer, some things time has stood still, and yet others are in a dimension yet to be discovered.

Dude 1: What's happening since I have been gone?

Dude 2: Are you kidding me? What kind of vacation warp are you in?

Dude 1: (half-zombied) Did I miss something?

by jpkaty January 04, 2010

Keeblerish

Of the Elven variety. Someone that is keebler or elven in nature. Small in stature or small features or pointy ears or all of the above. Keebler-like

His Keeblerish features often had passerbys asking him what was cooking in the tree today.

by jpkaty October 05, 2009