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kayaki

A Russian term for Kayaking, Matt wouldn’t understand!
It was cold that day on the Kayaki!
by ECurrie December 2, 2020
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Kayaking

The act of dipping the unbitten end of a piece of food you have taken a bite of to avoid double dipping. Derived from the similarity of the act to using a kayak paddle, where the two opposite ends of the paddle are dipped consecutively into the water.

If you take one bite of a fry then dip the unbitten end in ketchup after, you are kayaking. This technique can also be applied to quesadillas, chicken tenders, onion rings, etc.

Not everyone accepts kayaking. Some people will unfairly equate it to double dipping, so use this technique at your own risk.
Jim: “Hey man, no double dipping!”
John: “Nah, it’s cool. I’m just kayaking.”
by WhatThaFish January 29, 2020
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Flatwater Kayak

A suicidal sport based on racing tippy boats down flat water including, but not limited to, lakes and gorges. Most sprint athletes train through the winter without all that much clothing, layering what they do wear oddly in haste or desperation for warmth. Sprint kayakers are often considered to be rowers' slow cousin and whitewaters' wimpy sister, but in reality alot of pain and guts goes into the sport.

Most clubs share training grounds with rowers and have develloped an intense rivalry with them. Sprint kayakers have to remain fit not just for overall speed but also to fit in the thin boats. New kayakers frequently capsize, and to avoid this they might stear clear of using seats, which brings them lower to the water's surface and improves balance. Many boats use tall spikes to hold seats in place, and as many clubs are fairly poor many boats lack footboards (a board that kayakers use with steering and legdrive) so athletes occasionally have to deal with extreme discomfort. The sport is embaressing if you're caught in public in winter gear, or if you capsize during a regatta on a popular lake. This sport is not to be confused with recreational kayaking; recreational kayaks do well on rough waters while sprint boats are brutal in the wind.
1)
Brad: "Hey, Keith, check out that freaky chick with the layered spandex!"
Keith: "Haha, I hear she kayaks or something, who does that in the winter, she must be crazy!"
2)
Leslie: "Hey, kayaker! Having trouble keeping up with us shells?" (shells referring to rowing boats)
Andrea: "Hey, rower! Having trouble identifying that whale you're heading straight towards?"
3)
Oscar: "Yo, sprint is whitewater's gimped sis, man!"
Tory: "Oh yeah, I forgot that it's wimpy to risk hypothermia 6 months of the year while pulling 200 pounds with my arms and abs."
4)
Gregory: "God, it's sooooo cold out, and I have to walk home from the bus!"
Calvin: "Yeah, I have to go kayak until 7:00."
Gregory: "Serious, man? Are you crazy?"
Calvin: "Nah, just a wee bit suicidal."

FLATWATER KAYAK OWNS
by lolCKClol November 20, 2009
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kamaki

Kamaki is a word for a greek person that spend most of his time in turist areas to pick up girls. They have as goal to get laid.
Why are Greeks kamaki's?
by Nokolono June 29, 2009
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kayaking buddy

A gay sex partner met discreetly via the internet.
"I'm just finishing up with my kayaking buddy, I met him through America Online"
by joedanger July 1, 2015
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Kayako

Obsessive ex-collage student in Tokyo. Her husband thought she was having an affair with her old professor and killed her, her son and their cat before killing himself. Her grudge lives on in thier house, killing all who enter.
I went into this house and now I see this odd Japanese woman everywhere I go...And she is trying to kill me right now...please help...
by Izumi-san April 4, 2005
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kayanking

the act of masterbating while in a kayak or canoe
We were on the kayak in the river and i turned around to see Bob kayanking.
by kayanker October 30, 2010
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