kayanking 

the act of masterbating while in a kayak or canoe

We were on the kayak in the river and i turned around to see Bob kayanking.

kayanking by kayanker October 30, 2010

Kayaking 

The act of dipping the unbitten end of a piece of food you have taken a bite of to avoid double dipping. Derived from the similarity of the act to using a kayak paddle, where the two opposite ends of the paddle are dipped consecutively into the water.

If you take one bite of a fry then dip the unbitten end in ketchup after, you are kayaking. This technique can also be applied to quesadillas, chicken tenders, onion rings, etc.

Not everyone accepts kayaking. Some people will unfairly equate it to double dipping, so use this technique at your own risk.

Jim: “Hey man, no double dipping!”
John: “Nah, it’s cool. I’m just kayaking.”

Kayaking by WhatThaFish January 29, 2020

kayaking buddy 

A gay sex partner met discreetly via the internet.

"I'm just finishing up with my kayaking buddy, I met him through America Online"

kayaking buddy by joedanger July 1, 2015

Kranking 

When somebody cries, while they also wank.

Dean is always Kranking, he's a bit weird.

Kranking by Kranking May 30, 2015

roller-kayaking 

The act of strapping a skateboard to a trash can or recycling bin, by means of a cord or duct tape, and riding in the bin down a hill at rigorous speeds. During rolling kayaking, it is crucial to have a long stick(such as a hockey stick) to paddle with, similar to what a rower does. Depending on the terrain, extra padding may be required, such as a seat when tearing it up on the hardcore ramps. For experienced roller kayakers, try iced-down surfaces for extreme thrills.

Hey dude, we just had a major ice storm and the hills are shitty for sledding, why don't we go roller-kayaking?

roller-kayaking by Nick C. W. April 21, 2008

Kayaking 

Whitewater kayaking- For the man who has nothing left to loose. Most great whitewater kayakers have next to nothing and have spent at least a summer living out of their car. White water kayaking is dominated by ADHD young adults who want nothing more than to be racing down a mountain through constantly changing rapids while strapped into a plastic tub.

Squirt boating- Sometimes riding on top of terrifying class V rapids isn't enough. Squirt boaters sink their kayaks and ride under the water through crazy rapids. They come up every once in a while to catch their breathe but that's pretty much it. Soon squirt boaters will be extinct due to natual selection. *Maybe the only group of people in the world that smoke more weed than snowboarders per capita*

Playboating- Standing waves form in many rivers. Playboaters find those waves and surf them all day long. As boats become better and kayakers become better, new tricks are created all the time. Playboaters enjoy cartwheels, loops and blunts (The trick and the other one).

Sea Kayaking- The sport for the man who is content with his life. Can be very tame (Gulf of Mexico) or as tricky as an easy whitewater river (Washington). Finally, a boat that can carry a full keg (or 5).

Recreational kayaking- includes fishing, having fun at the beach, kayaking easy rivers or just having fun at the lake. The gateway drug to the other types of kayaking.

Hurricanes mean two things in Houston: No school and finally enough water to go kayaking through backyards, golf courses and off that ledge you have always imagined as a waterfall.

Kayaking by Javelina! April 8, 2011

Kazaking 

A form of realaxed Kayaking or canoeing. The term originated in Hastings, England to explain a more laid back paddling style that takes advantage of currents and naturally occuring tidal flows.
Not quite a portmanteau (Lazy and Kayaking). It is put to use to observe Marine mamals such as dolphins and to aid the tired Paddler.

Kazaking is the Best way to follow a pod of Dolphins

Kazaking by Slendersunfish September 21, 2011