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Karland is a fine ass young man with a above average size penis and also have amazing sex in the bed. And he also has anger management problems that will drive you crazy. He will also hurt a beautiful young girl heart and not give 1 fuck
KARLAND IS A EVIL BASTARD
karland by use soap bitch November 23, 2021
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Unique as her name suggests.. just try to find it on a keychain! She is loving, beautiful and full of life not to mention a healthy heaping share of smart ass-itis! She will love you deeply, but piss her off and you should probably run for the hills!
karanda by Quiet Determination December 20, 2016
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karkand syndrome 

When for whatever reason you cannot see.
Most common causes of Karkand Syndrome are :
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- Playing the map 'Strike at karkand' on Battlefield 2
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- Dynasty Warriors.
"I hear he got karkand syndrome after running into a wall of spikes"

"Shit , this fog is so bad its like i have Karkand Syndrome"
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karlanicole 

a rare awesome cool name that the best persons have she is beautiful kind loving girl can be shy sometimes but not all times.
karlanicole is pretty and a nice girl.
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Strike at Karkand 

A place people, especially Battlefield 2 players, go to spam grenades at Hotel and be medic and armor whores in order to improve their rank, get badges, medals and increase the length of their e-penises for bragging rights.
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Kalandria 

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Girl1: Ohh you know that Kalandria was good that lifted my spirits all the way up

Girl2:The same here everyone needs a Kalandria in they life
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