karland

Karland is a fine ass young man with a above average size penis and also have amazing sex in the bed. And he also has anger management problems that will drive you crazy. He will also hurt a beautiful young girl heart and not give 1 fuck

KARLAND IS A EVIL BASTARD

by use soap bitch November 23, 2021

karanda

Unique as her name suggests.. just try to find it on a keychain! She is loving, beautiful and full of life not to mention a healthy heaping share of smart ass-itis! She will love you deeply, but piss her off and you should probably run for the hills!

Are you pulling a Karanda on me?

by Quiet Determination December 20, 2016

karkand syndrome

When for whatever reason you cannot see.
Most common causes of Karkand Syndrome are :
- Having a glass eye
- Being Blind
- Playing the map 'Strike at karkand' on Battlefield 2
- Having the draw distance set to -200ft
- Dynasty Warriors.

"I hear he got karkand syndrome after running into a wall of spikes"

"Shit , this fog is so bad its like i have Karkand Syndrome"

by Mengzor April 9, 2008

karlanicole

a rare awesome cool name that the best persons have she is beautiful kind loving girl can be shy sometimes but not all times.

karlanicole is pretty and a nice girl.

by karlaordlol April 19, 2019

Karlan

Karlan is a man with no hops no father figure and no bitches he is also a n***er

if you have no rights and no hops (not a woman) you are a Karlan

by white man 07 August 21, 2022

Strike at Karkand

A place people, especially Battlefield 2 players, go to spam grenades at Hotel and be medic and armor whores in order to improve their rank, get badges, medals and increase the length of their e-penises for bragging rights.

"Hey man, let's play a couple of rounds of Strike at Karkand so we can be rank up faster than playing the other 11 maps."

by HeadShotAk47 August 2, 2006

Kalandria

A Kalandria is a beautiful loving and caring girl that can make you laugh when your feeling down and lift your spirits up when she walks in the room

Girl1: Ohh you know that Kalandria was good that lifted my spirits all the way up

Girl2:The same here everyone needs a Kalandria in they life

by 7%&@?!?%'2)_?( zggzgsgwgstwgbx November 21, 2016