- Kuh/LAND/ruh-- often criticized. Name spelled AND said wrong, every. single. day. Definitely a bitch with hardcore feelings for every human in sight. High-key suicidal, but loves it. Probably a little psychopathic, but it'll buff.
"Did you hear about Kalandra? She's got some serious issues."
by Kalandra. February 15, 2017
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