Kalandar

means Calendar

Check da Kalandar fo which day Jmob Adeezy will release new music.

by Allahatopia November 21, 2018

Kalandria

A Kalandria is a beautiful loving and caring girl that can make you laugh when your feeling down and lift your spirits up when she walks in the room

Girl1: Ohh you know that Kalandria was good that lifted my spirits all the way up

Girl2:The same here everyone needs a Kalandria in they life

by 7%&@?!?%'2)_?( zggzgsgwgstwgbx November 21, 2016

kalandrift

Kalandrift is said when ketchup and mayonnaise mix together and make a new colour.

The origin of the word is from Albania.

Oh theres a kalandrift in my tost

by @po June 17, 2020

kalandra

- Kuh/LAND/ruh-- often criticized. Name spelled AND said wrong, every. single. day. Definitely a bitch with hardcore feelings for every human in sight. High-key suicidal, but loves it. Probably a little psychopathic, but it'll buff.

"Did you hear about Kalandra? She's got some serious issues."

by Kalandra. February 14, 2017

Kalandria

A sexually transmitted disease prevalent in Northern Texas; also known as the "snap cluck"

That bitch I slept with last night gave me Kalandria

by Andrew Taylor Still June 10, 2008

Kavandar

The calendar on many people's fridge growing up that kept track of all the activities and events. Moms are the main (sometimes only) users of them and yell at all family members for not writing things on it and things get forgotten.

"I'm not sure if I can go out that night, let me check the Kavandar," or "We were supposed to bring beer to that party, but completely forgot because it wasn't on the Kavandar."

by JMoh October 3, 2018