kantner

Kanter is a last name. And it's a great last name, mostly Kantners are blond and look like angels who want to help everybody even if they sound rude sometimes. They're like sunflowers. They can sit still on a chair and start dancing, singing or lipsync in the next three seconds, because they're a little bit crazy on a very lovely way. But never look in a Kantners eyes, you could get lost in them because they're like the blue-gray galaxy.

My crush's last name is Kantner, so Kaya if you read this, wanna date me? Because you're hotter than a dying phoenix. xD

Who are you? "I'm Kaya Kantner."

kantner by Ray_the_sunflowerlover February 21, 2017

kanter 

To randomly omit certain, often important, details.

Megan: Why does the worksheet go from a,b..e? What about c and d?
Chelsea: They got kantered.

kanter by igotkantered March 28, 2010

Kanter-card 

Made famous by the terrible play and unbelievable luck of Aaron Kanter during the 2005 World Series of Poker, an unlikely river card that gives a player an improbable win to a hand that he should never had been in at any point at all.

After some raising and following a flop of 6c-5d-3h, Raymer bets with Kd-Kh and Kanter calls an uncallable flop with Qh-Jh (5% to win). The turn card is the 7h, Kanter bets $600,000, Raymer moves all in, and Kanter Calls off all his money with his weak draw. Raymer shows his pocket kings, and Kanter shows his queen-high flush draw, needing a heart. Naturally, he catches the first of a long series of Kanter-cards with the river 2h, and makes his flush to cripple Greg Raymer.

Kanter-card by D H July 7, 2007

Kanterman

Crazy girl who sits next to me in Chemistry of Beer...jewish

god, she is acting like such a Kanterman

Kanterman by shelbymustang350 February 3, 2010

kastner 

A lesbian who is attracted to girls with peircings and tattoos.

Hey man, look at that kastner, what a big lesbian.

kastner by cookie jarvis March 20, 2004

kanterbotting 

To roam about, articulate or joust around aimlessly, (typically under the influence of a drug) getting nothing accomplished.

We smoked that fat reefer blunt, and Stevie was so messed up, he was just kanterbotting around the room!

kanterbotting by AKH85 December 22, 2007

kanter 

An asshole or someone who is a jerk

Dude ur a fucking kanter!

kanter by Emily February 10, 2005