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an indian queen who enjoys being pampered... the dowry for a kanner is fucking inane. usually a trip to hawaii or something. NEVER associate yourself with a kanner. her parents are always doctors. annoying shit. i'd rather have a white girl than a kanner any day. can you say 500 dollar curry??? wtf bitch.
I hate that Kanner! I had to pay over thousand dollars for a stupid ring, naan, and some curry! UGH!
Kanner by Bitterboy March 14, 2011
Kanner is skid, kanner is SKID
kanner a skid, skid skid skid
Kanner by austinaustinaustinaustin February 12, 2021
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The Wrath of Kanner 

A merging of the Wrath of Khan featuring the Hispanic American actor Ricardo Gonzalo Pedro Montalbán y Merino KSG as Khan Noonien Singh the Artificial Rogue Superhuman Bioweapon Experiment, AKA: "The Starfleet Commander John Harrison", manipulated by the villainous sociopathic Starfleet Admiral Alexander Marcus (who completely used Khan's psychologically superhuman mental talents/gifts as his own personal weapon so marketing it and capitalizing it as his own) with the Kanner's autism diagnosis, knowing autism is very strongly connected with rage
Joe Turd: At least I'm no culturally insensitive retard, you misogynistic 'spic

Hispanic Batman: *Super-Saiyan*

MaNigga: "The Wrath of Kanner..." *and he so immediately just runs away in horror*

*Raging Super-Batman: T'MPH STUPID FUCKING CUNT!!!*

*Batman the Super-Ragelord* kills *Joe Turd*

kanyeruption 

When your interupted by Kanye West, telling you someone is better.
Kanye West : Yo Taylor Swift I'm happy for you, and ima let you finish, but Beyonce had one of the best music video of all time. All time!

Taylor Swift : I just got kanyerupted.....

Kanyeruption
kanyeruption by monkieboi11 September 15, 2009

Kanker Sisters 

The Kanker Sisters( May, Lee, and Marie) are a trio of girls that have a crush on the Eds in the Cartoon Network show Ed Edd n Eddy. They frequently bully the Eds by kissing them and forcing them to play footsies by locking up their feet and wiggling their red toes for hours. They torture the Eds by using red lipstick to leave lipstick marks and red nail polish on their toes and fingernails.
The Kanker Sisters painted their toenails with bright red nail polish and then made Ed Edd n Eddy play footsies with them while the Eds screamed in agony.
Kanker Sisters by PrabYugop January 9, 2015
Dutch word for cancer. Used obsessively by Dutch youth, both in real and on the internet.

1. A word describing a deadly disease.

2. An adjective to anything. Making the word more "extreme".

3. A verb meaning to go away or to "fuck off". Considered very unfriendly. Should never be used by foreigners, because it will result in them getting beat up badly.

4. A verb meaning to be talking negatively about something or to curse on something. Very old fashioned.
1. Ik heb kanker. / I have cancer.

2. Kankermongool. / Cancermongol. (It should be noted that mongol is the Dutch word used to describe people with Down syndrome.)

3. Kanker op. / Go away/Fuck off. (No, seriously, don't ever use this.)

4. Hou eens op met kankeren op... / Stop being so negative about...

All uses combined:
Het maakt me niet uit dat je moeder kanker heeft, je moeten gewoon niet zo kankeren over het gebruik van het woord kanker en anders kan je op kankeren, kankerjong. / I don't care that your mother has cancer, you just shouldn't be talking negatively about the use of the word cancer and if otherwise you can fuck off, cancerchild.
kanker by Iliekdrugs March 20, 2011
A district in Kerala state(India). The land of theyyams(an art form)...the land of kalari (a martial art).
Elections are around the corner in Kannur.
Kannur by Diva001 April 24, 2011
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Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009
Word of the Day on September 2, 2026

Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026
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