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karkat
karkat by fuckoffyouasshatwhatthehell November 19, 2017
Related Words
kalkat • Kal Kat of The Kal Kat show • Karkat • kalkalash • kafkatrap • Kalpataru • Karkat Vantas • Kakkati • Kalathils • Kolkata
karkat
A Person that has anger issues, trusts nobody except for a few loved ones, they do not show their true emotions very well, the only time they express happiness or sadness is when something tragic or Joyful happens. They cannot help themselves but to be angry, they're angry at how society is and wish for a better change in secret.
Guy #1: " Hey..is he Okay?"
Guy #2: " Ignore him, Phil. He's a Karkat..I've seen one of those in California "
Guy #2: " Ignore him, Phil. He's a Karkat..I've seen one of those in California "
karkat by Taco bellic June 19, 2018
Karkat Vantas
A troll found in the comic Homestuck made by Andrew Hussie on MS Paint Adventures.
He is temperamental, hasn't shown any specific talents (yet), and is a mutant. But we don't tell the rest of the trolls.
He is temperamental, hasn't shown any specific talents (yet), and is a mutant. But we don't tell the rest of the trolls.
A Homestuck: Look at how cute Karkat is in this panel! He's so happy and adorable!
Friend: Dude, Karkat Vantas is a fictional extraterrestrial troll.
Friend: Dude, Karkat Vantas is a fictional extraterrestrial troll.
Karkat Vantas by Neo is not here August 20, 2013
kafkatrap
To accuse someone of some form of "ism" (sexism, racism etc.) and to proclaim that their denial, or any attempt they make to defend themselves, is proof that they are guilty. A favorite tactic of the social justice warrior.
"Your refusal to admit that you are a misogynist proves you're a misogynist."
"Hey, that's kafkatrapping!"
"Hey, that's kafkatrapping!"
Past Karkat
AN IDIOTIC FUCKASS WHO DOSNT NOW SHIT ABOUT HOW RO FUCKIN SPELL A GOD DAM WORD!! JEGUS HES AN MOTHERFUCKIN IDIOT!
Char 1"SHIT THE FAK UP!"
Char 2"Don't be such a past Karkat, here eat a snickers you're not you when you're hungry."
Char 2 "better?"
Char 1 "better."
Char 2"Don't be such a past Karkat, here eat a snickers you're not you when you're hungry."
Char 2 "better?"
Char 1 "better."
Past Karkat by CarcinoGenisist July 26, 2016
Kalatism (SB19)
~ They are a small fanbase in the A'tin fandom
who consider themselves both as "kalat" and
"hopia" for SB19.
~ They have a trashbin and a broomstick in their
logo. In addition, the said two objects also act
as the fanbase's main symbols.
~ They aim to spread factual information about
SB19 and also to share SB19-related memes
which are originally crafted and thought-out by
the members.
~ The members are composed of interesting and
gifted individuals from diverse
backgrounds and fandom houses - namely, the
poultry, the freezer, the cornfield, the grill, and
the farm.
~ They promote healthy kalat and sometimes silly
kalat cause why not?
~ They care for each other and that's the best
thing ever.
- @officialKalat
who consider themselves both as "kalat" and
"hopia" for SB19.
~ They have a trashbin and a broomstick in their
logo. In addition, the said two objects also act
as the fanbase's main symbols.
~ They aim to spread factual information about
SB19 and also to share SB19-related memes
which are originally crafted and thought-out by
the members.
~ The members are composed of interesting and
gifted individuals from diverse
backgrounds and fandom houses - namely, the
poultry, the freezer, the cornfield, the grill, and
the farm.
~ They promote healthy kalat and sometimes silly
kalat cause why not?
~ They care for each other and that's the best
thing ever.
- @officialKalat
Kalatism (SB19) by Nutbread October 5, 2020
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