kalkat

A very popular last name of Punjabi or Hindu of a Intelligent smart and funny and sometimes crazy of any sex

Here comes the gorgeous family of the kalkat

by Preeti101 March 8, 2018

Jashan Kalkat

Sensational.Insatiable.Nerd

That guy's such a jashan kalkat, all he does is read he never leaves the house, count nerdicus.

by polys41903 December 31, 2025

karkat

hella gay

karkat is fuckin gay my guy

by fuckoffyouasshatwhatthehell November 19, 2017

karkat

A Person that has anger issues, trusts nobody except for a few loved ones, they do not show their true emotions very well, the only time they express happiness or sadness is when something tragic or Joyful happens. They cannot help themselves but to be angry, they're angry at how society is and wish for a better change in secret.

Guy #1: " Hey..is he Okay?"
Guy #2: " Ignore him, Phil. He's a Karkat..I've seen one of those in California "

by Taco bellic June 19, 2018

Karkat Vantas

A troll found in the comic Homestuck made by Andrew Hussie on MS Paint Adventures.

He is temperamental, hasn't shown any specific talents (yet), and is a mutant. But we don't tell the rest of the trolls.

A Homestuck: Look at how cute Karkat is in this panel! He's so happy and adorable!
Friend: Dude, Karkat Vantas is a fictional extraterrestrial troll.

by Neo is not here August 20, 2013

kafkatrap

To accuse someone of some form of "ism" (sexism, racism etc.) and to proclaim that their denial, or any attempt they make to defend themselves, is proof that they are guilty. A favorite tactic of the social justice warrior.

"Your refusal to admit that you are a misogynist proves you're a misogynist."

"Hey, that's kafkatrapping!"

by Bdelygmia January 7, 2016

Past Karkat

AN IDIOTIC FUCKASS WHO DOSNT NOW SHIT ABOUT HOW RO FUCKIN SPELL A GOD DAM WORD!! JEGUS HES AN MOTHERFUCKIN IDIOT!

Char 1"SHIT THE FAK UP!"
Char 2"Don't be such a past Karkat, here eat a snickers you're not you when you're hungry."
Char 2 "better?"
Char 1 "better."

by CarcinoGenisist July 26, 2016