kalish

Someone that can eat pussy all day er' day and still shower his girls in money

Remember that guy at the club last night with all that money? That was definitely kalish.

by BryceIsNiceRice December 28, 2016

Haley kalish

Pretty

That girl is so pretty she must be haley kalish

by Rnenenrnenrnr January 21, 2026

Mikhail Kalashnikov

The Soviet regimes had a manic need to display the country’s excellence to the world and especially for their own sovoks, whether the reason was the Slavic inferiority complex or whatever, for the civilized world their efforts were tragicomical, in reality it was a mere developing country with a nuclear weapon (due to the help of Western commies) and today's successor, Putinstan is basically unchanged with the same mindset.

"If you tell a lie big enough and keep repeating it, people will eventually come to believe it."
Mikhail Kalashnikov also began to believe in this Soviet myth about himself as a creator of the AK 47, the quote is allegedly from Joseph Goebbels, the Minister of Propaganda in the Third Reich.

Immediately after the war, the Soviets began hunting experts in various fields from Germany for forced labor into the Soviet Union, among these thousands was also a weapon designer Hugo Schmeisser and his 15-member team and 500 other German gunsmiths, metallurgists and scientists. HS had developed the world's first usable assault rifle, the Strumgevehr 44. Kalashnikov denied having met Schmeisser ever (in the town of Izhmash), but at least once in a weak moment in an interview in 2009 he said he had "collaborated" with him - this is the good ol' Homo Sovieticus' hero-making method; talents develop a product, but the glory goes to the own peasant. Schmeisser was allowed to return to the "liberated" part of Germany in 1952 only to die the following year.

When the pompous Mikhail Kalashnikov statue was unveiled in Moscow 2017, at the same time, in a way, the real designer of the AK 47 was also unveiled, but only for a moment... The sculptor had blundered by depicting Schmeisser's designed StG 44 and its parts on the pedestal of the statue - an angle grinder was found and soon this embarrassing reminder of honest historiography was removed.

by O. W. Tongueincheek February 8, 2022

kaisha

A Kaisha is a very attractive girl she will make you laugh all the time!

I NEED a Kaisha in my life

by kaisha's girlfriend October 17, 2019

kalashnikov

Last name of Russian small-arms designer Mikhail T. Kalashnikov. His seminal design was adopted by the Soviet Army in 1947 (although not fielded for a few years) as "Avtomat Kalashnikova" of 1947, or, "Automatic Rifle of (by) Kalashnikov", abbreviated to AK-47. It is a milestone in firearms design, combining an incredibly robust, soldier-proof design with relatively light weight. The ergonomics, like many Soviet-era designs, are somewhat lacking. The rifle is chambered for an "intermediate-power" cartridge, the 7.62x39mm, which is comparable to the 19th-century .30-30 Winchester. In 1959, the design was modernized and upgraded and the name changed to AKM (Avtomat Kalashnikova Modernizirovannyj; Automatic rifle of Kalashnikov, modernized). This design and its various folding-stock versions was standard issue for all Warsaw Pact countries until 1974, when it was modified yet again to take a new (and arguably less effective) cartridge, the 5.45x39mm, and became the AK-74. All of these rifles are generically termed "AKs" or "Kalashnikovs".
Mikhail Kalashnikov, while a Hero of The Soviet Union, made exactly zero money from the 50 million or so AKs made, and owns no part of the Ihzvesk plant that currently makes the bulk of Russia's AK models.

"The AK-47! When you absolutely, positively have to kill every motherfucker in the room - accept no substitutes!"
- Samuel L. Jackson, in "Jackie Brown"

by Da September 17, 2004

Kalisse

Kalisse is a pretty girl with a great sense of humor she will do anything for her boyfriend just don't test her or she will turn into the devil .... She is loyal and freaky ...lol and she is the jealous type. she is goofy and she is smart .

Kalisse is one of a kind

by Queen01 March 14, 2017

Kanishka

A girl who is mature for her age and is mistaken way older than the age she actually is. Someone with big thoughts but doesn’t know how to say it or feels shy to say it . Kanishka can be one of the people who hangs out with people who are mean but is mostly the nicest out of the group. She is a selfie lover . Most of her selfies turn out cute and perfect. She can also whoop your ass and fight you till you give up if you mess with her or someone that’s her friend. A daydreamer. She is strong that she dares to go against stronger people . She has gifted talents and has extra power in languages.

A new girl : OMG , who is that girl and how is she fight a boy who looks way older than her ?
A girl who knows Kanishka : That’s Kanishka , the boy pushed and disrespected her brother. So she is fighting him.

by Mdmdmemdm February 6, 2019