kalfo 

Kalfo is the guy that will steal your girl , he is also the big cock dude with the Nike sweatpants. Kalfo is sometimes the dude that is very popular and can rap very good

Oh look his a kalfo hide your girl or omg kalfo talked to me

kalfo by I’m a kalfo November 20, 2021

kalopsia 

condition wherein things appear more beautiful than they are.

Michael shifted through bouts of kalopsia and utter pesimism leaving him mirred in misanthropic depression.

kalopsia by Melly November 24, 2003

kalofae 

Samoan word for 'so sad"

Kalofae, the old lady is working in the hot sun.

kalofae by Ekmw.92 August 9, 2017

kalcor 

The owner of SA-MP and a dictator abuser from the 21st century, mostly known for his -so- dramatic issues with MTA:SA.
Not to mention the versioning system he follows ( 0.3-DL-R3R2R1-RC1 ) or the each-half-decade-releases, he is also known for filtering YouTube ( You(Them)Tube or utube as he says ) and Google ( 1e100 or googol ) words in his old vBulletin forums software.
The SA-MP community is having a tough time by now ( Sept. 2018 ) as he insanely started banning every single person who tries to criticize his project or skills.

Guy 1 : "Another user has been banned on the SA-MP forums!"
Guy 2 : "Let me guess, it's Kalcor again right?"
Guy 3 : "Yeah here's the link"

kalcor by thedudeUdontknow September 10, 2018

Kalifornistan

Shortened name for the People's Republic of Kalifornistan - a name referring to California; specifically, it's laws regarding gun ownership.

Though rarely, if ever, used in a crime, Kalifornistan has outlawed what they deem to be "evil" rifles - such as the AR-15 (civilian variant of the military M16) and the AK-47 - in any non-California legal variation. Having a number of "evil" features (such as a forward pistol grip, which is no more dangerous than having a tuna fish as a weapon) are limited in the number allowed on a given firearm. Any magazine above 10 rounds is illegal, since only the 11th shot fired from a firearm can kill someone.

The legislation put forth by the People's Republic of Kalifornistan has clearly worked, as Los Angeles still tops the list as one of the most dangerous places in the United States.

If Kalifornistan entirely outlaws firearms, the state will be much safer. Hardened street thugs and criminals never break the law, so there is no need to worry.

Kalifornistan by cchriss92 February 25, 2011

Kalon 

(n.) Beauty that is more than skin deep.

"For some reason, he doesn't seem to notice how beautiful she is. He likes her for her."
"He's found a kalon."

Kalon by Heliophilia September 21, 2013

kaflooey 

To turn out incorrectly; to blow up unexpectedly; to cease to function or exist.

We had everything planned perfectly, then the barbeque just went kaflooey

kaflooey by Heather St.Peter June 2, 2008