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takeshi kitano 

Quite simply one of the best directors in the world right now, as well as being the epitome of cool in his acting persona, "Beat" Takeshi (taken from his stint in stand-up double act, The Two Beats) in most of his own films, as well as the likes of Battle Royale, Merry Christmas Mr Lawrence, Gonin and (oops) Johnny Mnemonic.

Best known for his Yakuza films (such as Sonatine and Brother), as well as Hana-bi and the truly fantastic Zatoichi - both of which winning the Venice Film Festival in 1997 and 2003 respectively.

Also known for presenting Takeshi's Castle - which makes as much sense as Francis Ford Coppola's Saturday Night Takeaway if you think about it. Not to be confused with the qually brilliant and prolific (if borderline deranged) Takashi Miike.
Zatoichi
Sonatine
Brother
Hana-bi
takeshi kitano by OD Smith March 21, 2005
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takeshi kitano 

It's the Japanese equivalent of God or Jesus Christ. This is because of his immense talent as a filmmaker, comedian, writer, social commentator, satire, painter, killer, finger-cutter, hiker, athlete, stopping bullets with his chin, slapping drug-dealers around at public restrooms around 20 times in a single cut, storming and destroying magazine studios like "FRY DAY" who dare to tarnish his name, getting arrested after storming magazine studios like "FRY DAY" who dare to tarnish his name, resurrecting after mortal motorcycle accidents and coming back even more badass than before and discovering new talents, cooking, etc.

He is also the man Chuck Norris and Jack Bauer combined wish they could be.
"Takeshi Kitano died and came back to life! Now he has a broken wrist, an eyepatch, sticks chopsticks to Yakuza henchmen's eyes... and paints! God help us!
-Did you say 'God'?
-You're right--oh my..."
takeshi kitano by mrkitano November 25, 2006
Kapitanof is a really great maths teacher who kicks people out of class for insulting Justin Beiber and Harry Potter
Kapitanof is a cool teacher
kapitanof by BlairChuck March 13, 2018
The best man to ever exist <3 God tier human 10/10 very hot and swag so very swag so swag and cool also hard working… sometimes to much BUT NON THE LESS OVER ALL A VER AMAZING SWAG HOT PERSON <3
Person: whoa is that Kaitan
Person: yeah he’s so swag
Kaitan by Briannnnnna<3 June 7, 2021

kantanology 

kantanology is the one who is above all power. basically the president but more.
omg! is that kantanology? may i have an autograph? youre literally a god
kantanology by тαιя January 30, 2022
Small choded kook who is bad at fortnite. Nutty boi who likes to get left behind and watch brother get drained. Little scooper that can do one skezzzer of a kickflip. He is only able to dive because he has the fattest ego and head (therefore making it easier to hold air in the chodes lungs).
That chode "kaitaro" is so choded!!!!
Kaitaro by Pizzaboy808 July 9, 2021