katano

Kinky Asshole That Annoys Northern Otubu's

Wow she is such a Katano

by sexyjackup June 1, 2009

Andrew's katana

Andrew's Katana states that, for each intelligent person in a room, a person of opposite intelligence and one order of magnitude louder must also exist.

"Quite frankly, I disagree with him on a number of economic policies and-"
"TRUMP 0 16!!!!!!!"
-Andrew's Katana in action

by millsad November 8, 2015

Kataholic

A man who cares a whole lot for a woman because she is smart, articulate, charismatic,and beautiful even though he thinks she has misled and manipulated him.

Boy, this guy's a complete Kataholic about that English chick.

by windsorgirl September 13, 2010

Katatonia

A superb metal band, for fans of Opeth, October Tide and Daylight Dies.

by Tom (I\'m such a little trooper.) May 27, 2003

kataomoi

Unrequited love. Loving some one when they dont return the same feeling.

She felt a sence of kataomoi when he didnt return her calls.

by Zi, and Yoshi August 15, 2005

katayoon

A persian girl name derived from the character in the epic poem from Shahnameh.

Katayoon is a persian girl I met in California. She has a natural majesty and timelessness to her.

by seacatgirl August 21, 2018

Katanatard

A person who unquestioningly believes any (or possibly every) myth, no matter how incredulous, about the cutting power, efficiency, design, manufacture, materials (typically the steel) and other attributes of the katana (whether an artifact or a replica), especially in the hands of a samurai, ninja or some other action hero. Typically, the katanatard will also feel the need to make similar extravagant claims him/herself to everyone else (especially any skeptics), in spite of a typically superficial knowledge at best of militaria and military history. Often also a japanophile, sometimes also an otaku, and possibly, but not necessarily, also someone with a sexual fetish for the katana.

Origin: Blend of "katana" and "retard", probably modeled on "fucktard" and similar words with -tard as the second element.

I heard this one guy on the boards go: "European plate armor? That's the best you can do? Please. An Edo-Period katana could cleave a Sherman Tank in two." Damn katanatards these days...

by Causal Object of Gamer Desire September 19, 2009