choded

When a black guy smacks you with his chode and fuck you right after

“Dude micheal got choded last night, crazy man.”

by IsishdbhdjsjISOPOD June 11, 2018

choded

Feet nearly as wide as long.

You have choded feet!
Wide and short.

by sunny57 September 3, 2009

Choded

Being in possession of a Chode, usually, only males have this. To call something Choded can mean that they physically have a Chode, or it is simply bad at something. If you are calling an inanimate object Choded it means it's stubby and short.

The neanderthal's short, stubby figure made them a Choded species of early monkey.

by ChodedKing September 29, 2020

Choded

When you put a slinky on a chode so that it fits into a vagina without the chode falling out

Hey babe I trying to get choded

by Whyubeingqueefy April 21, 2021

choded one

one who has had sexual contact, sucked on, or otherwise been molested be a, one with a, or one who is a chode.

dude, she slept with Ricky the Chode? dude, she's totally a choded one.

by Joel February 26, 2003

choded v.

when a female find out her boyfriend penis is too short and she cannot work with it. The hockey puck phenomenon in action.

I totally went down on Larry last night and definitely got choded.

by Jean March 7, 2005

Stay Choded

The act of being or acting like a chode, (small, chubby-like penis). Usually a form of criticism towards one-another.

Tony: Lex! You're shirt is tight breh!

Lex: Fuck you Tony, stay choded..

arthur: Buster, are you a fucking rabbitt?
Buster: Arthur, your book series is gay.. now stay choded

by Knockin your mom May 9, 2010