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Small choded kook who is bad at fortnite. Nutty boi who likes to get left behind and watch brother get drained. Little scooper that can do one skezzzer of a kickflip. He is only able to dive because he has the fattest ego and head (therefore making it easier to hold air in the chodes lungs).
That chode "kaitaro" is so choded!!!!
Kaitaro by Pizzaboy808 July 9, 2021
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Kaitaro you fagot queer ask seventh graders for nudes 💪🏼💪🏼 Made by the crowders fuck you fagot!
Kaitaro you fagottttt
Kaitaro by Burger807 May 5, 2022
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KeitaroSempai

A former hentai god who was first discovered on Dalnet by the infamous Plasticman, who was the hentai king of the Internet in the past. He collected a massive amount of hentai in a very short amount of time and instantly became a legend to many. Sadly, he disappeared for a moment or two, but long enough to lose his title as hentai god. However, he is still known as an original hentai legend. He has come back onto the IRC world, but as a new person. Although he doesn't indulge on hentai as much anymore, he still serves the community with a respectable amount of anime and hentai. Now with a life out of IRC, serving is just a hobby rather than an obsession.
Don_Bhan is KeitaroSempai's clone, and vice-versa.
KeitaroSempai by KS March 14, 2004
a skinny Asian black kid who has a youtube channel.
I have a friend named kantaro
kantaro by carscreations February 2, 2015
The male land-owner of the Hinata Dorm in the Manga / Anime "Love Hina". Also an artist and a day dreamer who desperately tries to get into Tokyo University to fulfill a promise he made 15 years ago. Tends to get into many "pervy" situations with the female residents.
Keitaro got smacked by Naru for accidentally peeping while she undressed.
KEITARO by >_<; March 31, 2005
Kataron is a mindset of true and everlasting love. A forming of two people who have an irrefutable bond, that will last a life-time. But not just any kind of love! This kind of love is unique, quirky and fun, yet caring, warm and undeniably solid. You cannot break up this kind of love, because they are soulmates in the most magical form. Anyone who tries to mess with or break up Kataron will be sadly disappointed, and could potentially have an eye-ball yanked from their sockets due to the oblivious persons audacity in thinking they can wreck this relationship. It just won't happen! Their earth shattering love will last until the end of time!
It's Kataron Friday, yay!
We have a Kataron kind of love that is unlike any other!
We are Kataron!
Kataron by katscratchfever777 September 6, 2019
Is a dirty little whore you loves drinking old women nut
I sure wish I was a Keitaro
Keitaro by Sjsjrngjcjed April 15, 2020
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