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A very kind man.. hah just kidding hes a piece of shit. No-one likes him. He makes the crappiest of jokes. he fucin copys u and it make you wanna enter his house, slaughter his family and choke him to death.
User : hi kaitan
kaitan: I FUCIN WATCHED U Sleep AND U SNORE SO LOUD :}

user:n ur family will be slaugter
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Andrew's katana

Andrew's Katana states that, for each intelligent person in a room, a person of opposite intelligence and one order of magnitude louder must also exist.
"Quite frankly, I disagree with him on a number of economic policies and-"
"TRUMP 0 16!!!!!!!"
-Andrew's Katana in action
Andrew's katana by millsad November 8, 2015

Kapitan Pavel 

The OMEGACHAD in the Grand Theft Auto online cayo perico heist, pavel likes to call you kapitan even though he is the true kapitan, he lives of a diet of red caviar, navy wine, and vitiman D supplements, pavel also has big pp.
Gtao player 1: hey, have you done the CP heist

Gtao player 2: yeah, I love it when Kapitan pavel calls me kapitan
Kapitan Pavel by Shrek pillow March 16, 2021
A loyal and caring girl that keeps everything together. Her friends and family appreciate who she is , she’s a small circle of friends kind of gal.
That girl is a Kitana fa show bro
Kitana by AlexHamil October 10, 2019

Kaidance 

A beautiful authentic girl with many traits. Typically loves music and is somewhat easy going. Can however be very complicated at times cause she can never find any balance in life. Don’t mess with her or disrespect her in ANY way you will not enjoy the back lash caused by your faulty actions.
“Wow, kaidance” ( can be used in many tones to describe kaidance)
Kaidance by Weed ismylife420 June 28, 2018
Kitana is a great person .you will always be happy around her she is goofyand yet serious at times if you find a kitana keep her close if you lose her in a relationship cut your loses because he learn from her mistakes .she will feel the hurt but she strong and will know that it would be better to be friends with them kitana is a quite unique person beautiful on the inside and out if you got her hold on tight
Kitana turn my whole world around and now im happy
Kitana by K.i.t.a.n.a October 27, 2019
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026

trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
Word of the Day on October 4, 2026
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
Word of the Day on October 3, 2026
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