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The name Kaijay is sign of excellence, he is capable of all things and doesn’t back down when challenged.

Kaijay will do whatever it takes to make it big in life and make sure everyone around him succeeds as well. Kaijay has many friends and is that one friend that will make sure everyone eats, everyone needs a Kaijay in their life.
I love the way kaijay cares about me.
kaijay by Silentassassin334 November 19, 2023
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Jugemu Jugemu Goko no Surikire Kaijarisuigyo no Suigyomatsu Unraimatsu Furaimatsu Ku Neru Tokoro ni Sumu Tokoro Yabura Koji no Bura Koji Paipo-paipo Paipo no Shuringan Shuringan no Gurindai Gurindai no Ponpokopi no Ponpokona no Chokyumei no Chosuke 

Originally, the full name of Jugemu, a character in a Japanese folktale. The name was given by his father after a consultation with a priest. The priest suggested many names and the father being indecisive named his son all of these names.

Now it is a joke for Scar and Wrath's real name in Fullmetal Alchemist.
Wrath: What is your real name?

Scar: Hmph... Jugemu Jugemu Goko no Surikire Kaijarisuigyo no Suigyomatsu Unraimatsu Furaimatsu Ku Neru Tokoro ni Sumu Tokoro Yabura Koji no Bura Koji Paipo-paipo Paipo no Shuringan Shuringan no Gurindai Gurindai no Ponpokopi no Ponpokona no Chokyumei no Chosuke.

Wrath: What a coincidence. My name is also Jugemu Jugemu Goko no Surikire Kaijarisuigyo no Suigyomatsu Unraimatsu Furaimatsu Ku Neru Tokoro ni Sumu Tokoro Yabura Koji no Bura Koji Paipo-paipo Paipo no Shuringan Shuringan no Gurindai Gurindai no Ponpokopi no Ponpokona no Chokyumei no Chosuke.

Wrath: Here I come, Jugemu Jugemu Goko no Surikire Kaijarisuigyo no Suigyomatsu Unraimatsu Furaimatsu Ku Neru Tokoro ni Sumu Tokoro Yabura Koji no Bura Koji Paipo-paipo Paipo no Shuringan Shuringan no Gurindai Gurindai no Ponpokopi no Ponpokona no Chokyumei no Chosuke!

Scar: Bring it, Jugemu Jugemu Goko no Surikire Kaijarisuigyo no Suigyomatsu Unraimatsu Furaimatsu Ku Neru Tokoro ni Sumu Tokoro Yabura Koji no Bura Koji Paipo-paipo Paipo no Shuringan Shuringan no Gurindai Gurindai no Ponpokopi no Ponpoko- I bit my tongue!
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Named after a severely inaccurate metaphor-sayer, Kaija Cheyne. To "Kaijafy" something, one shouts in a low voice, "Kaijafieddd" after a particularly awkward or overdone statement.
Statement: "Dude, that McChicken was sooo dry, I'd rather eat my Grandma."

Onlooker: "...Kaijafieddd..."
Kaijafied by spicychicken111 October 9, 2011

kaijacked 

Getting stopped on your way to leave to (lunch, home, drop a deuce etc.) by an inquisitive urchin asking questions he should probably already know the answer to.
Sorry honey, I got kaijacked and missed my train.
kaijacked by laskowmatic January 10, 2014

KAIJAACK 

The most mysterious animator ever. He makes cute but really good animations, and also loves girly characters.
KAIJAACK is mysterious but really great at animating!
KAIJAACK by runddfred April 14, 2021
1. A hybrid of a good study girl and crazy party girl. Worries about what people think of her, but really shouldn't since she's too cool to concern her self with that shit. Loves to get high and then read great literary masterpieces. Is extremely proficient at giving assholes the stink eye. Has a strange affinity for socks, things that start with the letter q, keychains and herbal tea.

2. A Swedish furniture store that is the knockoff version of IKEA. Only stocks unique, yet useless, household items that are surprisingly well-priced.

3. A strain of weed that makes the user want to examine the intricacies of Native American philosophy.
1. Guy 1: Hey, did you here what Kaija did this weekend?
Guy 2: Yeah, I heard she raged all Friday, then on Saturday she dropped acid and went to the Jane Eyre seminar.

2. Husband: Dammit, why can't we just go to Ikea instead of this place?
Wife: Because where else can I find an umbrella rack patterned with a Beatles collage and colorful rhinestones for
only 8.99?!

3. Stoner: Dude, I smoked some Kaija last night, man I was so high I talked with my roommate for 4 hours about the merits of oral tradition and the implications of the land as an extension of the human soul.
Cokehead: Thatsoundssoboringwhywouldyouwanttodothat?
Stoner: You disgust me.
Kaija by Lana Lee Summers December 14, 2010
A Latvian girls' name meaning beautiul white seabird. Typically girls with this name live in Latvia, Finland, Estonia, Lithuania, or other European countries. Sometimes misspelled as kaya, meaning weed/the Bob Marley song.
That Latvian girl kaija has a tiger mouth and an exotic name, and she loves that song "Kaya"
kaija by Kmf123456789 May 26, 2009