Another slang substitute for masturbation.

To "gangsta" it up, you may also say "jinglin'" as opposed to "jingling." The "jingling/jinglin'" is done to one's penis/testicles as they are beat with the force of a hand and "the change" is the semen that is being prepared for launch.

Logic: If a warehouse of semen can be called a sperm bank, then shouldn't the semen technically be called money/"change"? And if one jingles bells, which sounds like "balls," why not say that one can "jingle" balls, "jingle" balls, jingle them "all the way"?

Man: Dude, why are your hands bouncing around in your pockets?
Dude: Man, I'm just jingling the change!
Man: Niiiiice!

Man: Dude, Jessica Alba makes me jingle my change all night long.
Dude: Man, Tila Tequila jingles my change IN PERSON!
Man: No way, Dude!
Dude: Yes way, Man!

jingling the change by Allah Hottie January 11, 2010

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jizz jingle

The natural sound someone makes when they cum.

And when he came, his Jizz Jingle was a gutteral growl right in my ear!

jizz jingle by WeeFinnegan January 30, 2021

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Jingle my Change

To not wear underpants, allowing one's testicles to bounce around like a coin purse. This is most applicable when wearing loose-fitting, wide-crotch pants.

So I went out and bought me a leisure suit. I jingle my change, but I'm still kinda cute.

Jingle my Change by RedRockRun October 18, 2013

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Jingled

Jingled is when a sports fan, typically a Utah Jazz fan tricks an unexpected victim into clicking on a link which actually leads them to a meme of NBA basketball Superstar Joe Ingles with a caption that reads "You friccin moron, you just got JINGLED!"

In the meme, The prolific star Joe Inglesis featured wearing a Santa Hat accompanied by a photo of jingle bells and Christmas bows.

The meme is mainly used on Reddit and Twitter

Compare to being Rick rolled

I was reading through reddit and came across a link that said "Ben Simmons is trash and here's why" but it lead me to a picture/meme of the best player in the world Joe Ingles -76ers fan

EVEN I GOT JINGLED! -Donald Trump

JINGLED, ONCE AGAIN! -ESPN

Jingled by The Real Joe Ingles April 15, 2018

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jingoberry

a trump supporter so afraid of foreigners that they shit themself a nasty dingleberry up in they asshairz.

that jingoist trump faggotte musta shat himself he walkin so funny musta got him a jingoberry up in he natty cornhole.

jingoberry by NiraMillson November 13, 2016

No Surprises Wedding

A "No Surprises Wedding," or NSW, is a wedding invitation designation that tells attendees that there can be no unplanned announcements, engagements, events or speeches at the wedding - all actions must be pre-approved by the couple. Anyone who performs an unapproved "surprise" will be asked to leave the wedding early.

This designation comes from Reddit, where so many stories of bad wedding behavior indicated a need to communicate expectations for the wedding behavior of attendees.

You are cordially invited to the nuptials of Brian and Tom on October 31 at noon.

Please note that this wedding is child-free (under 10) and a No Surprises Wedding (NSW). Reach out to wedding planner Sami Smith to request approvals or exceptions; please note that exceptions will be rare. Limited child care for under-10s will be available. All approvals will be noted and included in planning. Unapproved, or surprise exceptions, will result in guests being asked to leave.

No Surprises Wedding by dbdefenestrate August 27, 2023

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ulzzang

Ulzzang true definition is "best & "face" = best face in korean. They are basically people with above average looks, sometimes with the use of photoshop and haduri who post their pics online, some becoming internet celebrities.

"Hey, see that chick over there? She's pretty enough to be an ulzzang. :D"

ulzzang by `r i k kit t y February 26, 2008

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EBK

EBK stands for "Elite Ball Knowledge." 1 In internet slang, "ball knowledge" originally referred to a deep understanding of football/soccer or basketball, but it has evolved into a broader term for having a highly sophisticated, deep, or niche understanding of any specific topic (such as music, movies, or subcultures).

Person A: "That scene was a direct homage to an unreleased 1982 Japanese indie film."
Person B: "Wow, EBK."

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Yap Trap

A seemingly endless debate with a idiot

I don't know man im not ready for yap trap stupidity today which always tries to suck you into it

Yap Trap by WolfieSnack November 4, 2026

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Blexas

Texas is categorized as a swing state in presidential elections, but has voted for Republicans more times than for Democrats in recent history. As such, as demographics change political alignments, some Democrats believe that Texas will vote blue, or Democratic, due to their Hispanic and African American voters, who often align themselves with the Democratic Party's liberal wing.

Blexas has been cited as possible in the upcoming decades, but only if Democrats continue to win the Hispanic vote in bigger margins.

Democrat 1: What is your prediction for the 2024 presidential election?
Democrat 2: Well uh, Blexas!
Democrat 1: You've been saying that since 2008 though.

Blexas by Tritonist June 14, 2021

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briefcake

A handsome male lawyer.

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"

briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006

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