jewing

Pretending to be Jewish. Basically being an asshole, wearing those goofy glasses with the fake nose and mustache, and having a big nose.

Josh - "Let's go Jewing today!"
Hammy- "Are you high? I don't want to be a Jew."

"Tom was Jewing last night. This always happens when he is drunk"

by !@#$me July 5, 2009

jewing

1. To carry a vast amount of money at one time.

Johnny was jewing today; he had 300 dollars in his wallet.

by A_Heitert March 9, 2008

jewing

Just like the word doing but with a jewish twist.

"What are you jewing with your money" said the man.

by Unknown Author or Account Name May 2, 2007

jewing

To copy off of somebody else.

Hey I got those same shoes. Why are you always jewing off of me?

by Frankenstein Suzuki July 13, 2006

jewing

when your too jewish to share a fag with someone, so you have to place it in their mouth for them, incase they 'steal it'

james: oi set me some of your grett?
ben: jewing?
james: go for it.

*places cigarette in mouth*

by xammej July 7, 2011

jew jew

One of those mega-jews.

See also lubavitch

Hey TEoS, what is Jew Jew?

Why my good man, they're those boys in hats and suits with the long things of hair hanging over their ears!

by TEoS November 13, 2005

jew

A member of the widely dispersed people descended from the ancient Hebrews and sharing an ethnic heritage based on Judaism.

People who practice Judaism should be called Judaists(after all that was the original term for someone who practiced Judaism), not Jews because almost half of Israel's Jewish population is secular(non-religous). But they still consider themselves Jewish because Jews are an ethnic group, not a RELIGIOUS GROUP.

by Yehudi November 29, 2006