junkdefied 

in possesion of or having a large bum

I wasn't keen on the idea of a blind date, but my sister assured me that Heather had a good job and was junkdefied.

junkdefied by Mick Dixon January 14, 2006

junktified 

adj. junk - ti - f i'd 1. something that is very messy or in severe disarray.

Woman! You need to clean out your junktified puss!

junktified by A|\|0|\|y|\/|0uS September 12, 2005

Jankdefied 

messed up, ugly, nasty, gross

that bitchs face is jankdefied

Jankdefied by ToxikSnot October 22, 2007

junktified 

Spellbound by garbage, or, inspired by garbage to make some repurposed artwork

I'm totally Junktified, we should make a lamp out of that Bidet!

junktified by Cedric Baker March 13, 2017

junkified 

the process of placing or rubbing of one's junk on an object that belongs to another person that should not normally come into contact with said junk, causing distress to the junkee. It has been made into a game "Where has my junk been?" to be played with roommates and coworkers.

"I junkified your cell phone while you were gone - aren't you going to answer it ?"

junkified by Stryker1 March 17, 2008

funkdefied 

unfair, messed up, out of the ordinary

"I was going to cook hamburger tonight, but I think the bread has gone moldy."

"Yeah, it looks funkdefied"

"The teacher tried to give everyone a pop quiz today!"

"That's funkdefied!"

funkdefied by Colette H. September 28, 2006

Jankdefied 

The un-jankey. Something that I like, that makes me happy, or that really rocks.

That set was jankdefied!

Jankdefied by DJ Conspiracy July 23, 2007