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Janktified 

Person 1: I like your shoes
Person 2: Thanks, but they're kinda janktified
Janktified by Lyd Rock March 2, 2008
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janktified 

(past tense) to be janky. in a janky state of condition. to impose a janky manipulation on an object. busted up. see also janked up
"my mechanic has no skillz, he janktified my car and now it runs like crap!"
"your bike is so janktified, i wouldn't ride that sandcast rig to the bodega!"
"somebody just janktified the bathroom!"
janktified by sriracha February 2, 2006

jankified 

Something that becomes janky
That skateboard got jankified in about a week
jankified by Gabe November 10, 2003

Jankified 

The process, or state of becoming, or has become, JANKY.
Bitch, You've been most JANKIFIED with that weed-whacked, two cent, this is my first time with grownup scissors, haircut!
Jankified by ~T January 13, 2004

janktification 

Adjective used to describe a situation that is seriously ghetto.
If you see someone put an antenna on his or her car that is made of tin foil that could be described as janky. The fact that the idiot did it at all is janktification.
janktification by Maximillian February 20, 2004

junktified 

adj. junk - ti - f i'd 1. something that is very messy or in severe disarray.
Woman! You need to clean out your junktified puss!
junktified by A|\|0|\|y|\/|0uS September 12, 2005

yanktified 

The process, usually applied to one of southern upbringing, of being assimilated into the northern (or yankee) way of life. This may include words used inconversation, accents, driving styles and choices in beer. This process normally takes a certain amount of time and is not completed overnight, but is highly noticable when the person returns to their point of origin for a visit.
After moving from Austin to Chicago, I was clear that Becky had become yanktified by how she sped through yellow lights and constantly pressed the car horn.
yanktified by Steven Roe July 3, 2008
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B)
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A)
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