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junkified 

the process of placing or rubbing of one's junk on an object that belongs to another person that should not normally come into contact with said junk, causing distress to the junkee. It has been made into a game "Where has my junk been?" to be played with roommates and coworkers.
"I junkified your cell phone while you were gone - aren't you going to answer it ?"
junkified by Stryker1 March 17, 2008
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Jussified 

making up bullshit stories a la Jussie Smollett. This is why we can’t have nice things.
I jussified my story so my parents would believe me initially because it sounded good at the time, only to fall apart at the seams and leave my life in shambles.
Jussified by Sephya February 21, 2019
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justified scenester 

- shops at justice and claire's for colorful headbands and accessories
- stands and listens to your conversations from a distance
- hair has obnoxiously fake highlights and side bangs, which fail miserably

Justified Ass Whooping 

A Justified Ass Whooping is when you beat or physically harm or hurt someone or a particular individual for doing something wrong to you or doing a negative act towards you.(BASICALLY GETTING REVENGE BY GIVING THEM A CAN OF WHOOP-ASS FOR THAT PERSON DOING DIRT TOWARDS YOU).
Fighting one on one and beating the person who deserves to get their ass beat(When it comes to a Justified Ass Whooping you get revenge by beating the person's ass for doing or saying bad things about you or towards you and you get away with it.(YOU,USE NO WEAPONS,NO FORM OF VEHICLES,AND ESPECIALLY YOU DO NOT JUMP OR INCLUDE ANY PEOPLE IN YOUR FIGHT,NIETHER DO YOU INCLUDE ANY ANIMAL'S)YOU JUST PHYSICALLY & BRUTALLY BEAT THEIR MOTHAFUCKING ASS!!!!

jankified 

Something that becomes janky
That skateboard got jankified in about a week
jankified by Gabe November 10, 2003

jerkified 

Of or pertaining to the past tense process of jerking.
More or less pertaining the process of jerking(meat).
"Man I love anything jerkified,"-HeyItsTman
jerkified by HeyItsTman May 8, 2008

Janktified 

Person 1: I like your shoes
Person 2: Thanks, but they're kinda janktified
Janktified by Lyd Rock March 2, 2008
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