junkified

the process of placing or rubbing of one's junk on an object that belongs to another person that should not normally come into contact with said junk, causing distress to the junkee. It has been made into a game "Where has my junk been?" to be played with roommates and coworkers.

"I junkified your cell phone while you were gone - aren't you going to answer it ?"

by Stryker1 March 17, 2008

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Jussified

making up bullshit stories a la Jussie Smollett. This is why we can’t have nice things.

I jussified my story so my parents would believe me initially because it sounded good at the time, only to fall apart at the seams and leave my life in shambles.

by Sephya February 21, 2019

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justified scenester

- shops at justice and claire's for colorful headbands and accessories
- stands and listens to your conversations from a distance
- hair has obnoxiously fake highlights and side bangs, which fail miserably

"damn, she's a justified scenester"

by y0o0o0o0o0o0o August 8, 2009

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Justified Ass Whooping

A Justified Ass Whooping is when you beat or physically harm or hurt someone or a particular individual for doing something wrong to you or doing a negative act towards you.(BASICALLY GETTING REVENGE BY GIVING THEM A CAN OF WHOOP-ASS FOR THAT PERSON DOING DIRT TOWARDS YOU).

Fighting one on one and beating the person who deserves to get their ass beat(When it comes to a Justified Ass Whooping you get revenge by beating the person's ass for doing or saying bad things about you or towards you and you get away with it.(YOU,USE NO WEAPONS,NO FORM OF VEHICLES,AND ESPECIALLY YOU DO NOT JUMP OR INCLUDE ANY PEOPLE IN YOUR FIGHT,NIETHER DO YOU INCLUDE ANY ANIMAL'S)YOU JUST PHYSICALLY & BRUTALLY BEAT THEIR MOTHAFUCKING ASS!!!!

by Mr.MakeYoAssLookStupid April 22, 2014

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