jankified 

Something that becomes janky

That skateboard got jankified in about a week

jankified by Gabe November 10, 2003

Jankified 

The process, or state of becoming, or has become, JANKY.

Bitch, You've been most JANKIFIED with that weed-whacked, two cent, this is my first time with grownup scissors, haircut!

Jankified by ~T January 13, 2004

jerkified 

Of or pertaining to the past tense process of jerking.
More or less pertaining the process of jerking(meat).

"Man I love anything jerkified,"-HeyItsTman

jerkified by HeyItsTman May 8, 2008

Janktified 

Old or messed up item

Person 1: I like your shoes
Person 2: Thanks, but they're kinda janktified

Janktified by Lyd Rock March 2, 2008

dankified 

The state of being extremely high after using very "dank" or potent marijuana. Can be described as "on a whole new level"

yo man im dankified

yeahh dog that kush was bangin!

dankified by croxbox March 22, 2011

janiefied 

Totally, helplessly and pointlessly smitten by an unwitting siren who leaves you with undying and unrequited ardor and adoration ... forever.

Dante felt this way for Beatrice, who inspired the Divine Comedy. In my case, the lady who inspired this definition was an individual who had this affect on some men. So proper usage might be: Her gentle beauty and engaging disposition totally janiefied him. Present tense: She janiefies any man with her cheerful spirit, gentle kisses and soft penetrating gaze.

janiefied by R. D. Smith January 26, 2006

junktified 

adj. junk - ti - f i'd 1. something that is very messy or in severe disarray.

Woman! You need to clean out your junktified puss!

junktified by A|\|0|\|y|\/|0uS September 12, 2005