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jankified 

Something that becomes janky
That skateboard got jankified in about a week
jankified by Gabe November 10, 2003
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Jankified 

The process, or state of becoming, or has become, JANKY.
Bitch, You've been most JANKIFIED with that weed-whacked, two cent, this is my first time with grownup scissors, haircut!
Jankified by ~T January 13, 2004

jerkified 

Of or pertaining to the past tense process of jerking.
More or less pertaining the process of jerking(meat).
"Man I love anything jerkified,"-HeyItsTman
jerkified by HeyItsTman May 8, 2008

Janktified 

Person 1: I like your shoes
Person 2: Thanks, but they're kinda janktified
Janktified by Lyd Rock March 2, 2008

dankified 

The state of being extremely high after using very "dank" or potent marijuana. Can be described as "on a whole new level"
yo man im dankified

yeahh dog that kush was bangin!
dankified by croxbox March 22, 2011

janiefied 

Totally, helplessly and pointlessly smitten by an unwitting siren who leaves you with undying and unrequited ardor and adoration ... forever.
Dante felt this way for Beatrice, who inspired the Divine Comedy. In my case, the lady who inspired this definition was an individual who had this affect on some men. So proper usage might be: Her gentle beauty and engaging disposition totally janiefied him. Present tense: She janiefies any man with her cheerful spirit, gentle kisses and soft penetrating gaze.
janiefied by R. D. Smith January 26, 2006

junktified 

adj. junk - ti - f i'd 1. something that is very messy or in severe disarray.
Woman! You need to clean out your junktified puss!
junktified by A|\|0|\|y|\/|0uS September 12, 2005
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
Word of the Day on August 24, 2026
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