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funktified 

when something is all weird
The ball of clay was all funktified after she got through with it.
funktified by Elena June 9, 2003

funktified grille

When the attractiveness of an individual is voided by their smile displaying their unattractive teeth.
Man, that girl was really hot until she smiled and I saw that funktified grille.
funktified grille by Missy MoMo August 16, 2009

funkafied 

Someone's Funkafied when moving or dancing to Funk music, getting into the groove, losing control over body and mind while the soul is taking over.
1. "Look at that, he's completely Funkafied!"
2. "Yesterday I got so Funkafied."
4. "Tonight I'm gonna get Funkafied."
5. "Love and light, Let's get Funkafied!"
funkafied by Rafson December 20, 2008

Funstified 

To be lured in and seduced by a man with long wavy hair who plays in his own metal band and loves dinosaurs, and who also built his own guitar and his an uncanny ability at cathcing gophers. Essentially it is every girl's dream to experience the magic of funstification...and maybe some men as well. Particularly men who work out too much and have a metrosexual accent and wear other people's coats.
1. I had such a great night, I acted like a slut and got funstified by some guy with great hair who built his own guitar. Just looking at him I felt my nipples stiffen and I got all wet.

2. That girl didn't stand a chance, she was funstified before she knew what was going on.
Funstified by The Scotian September 24, 2009

junktified 

adj. junk - ti - f i'd 1. something that is very messy or in severe disarray.
Woman! You need to clean out your junktified puss!
junktified by A|\|0|\|y|\/|0uS September 12, 2005

funkdafied 

Steve : How was the fair last night ?
Bob : It was so funkdafied !
funkdafied by okkkkkkthekingggg March 25, 2017