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Tabloid Junkie 

Someone who believes anything from the Tabloids, even believing the stupidest of rumors without any proof. People like this usually have a low IQ, and can't think for themselves.
Just because you read it in a magazine
Or see it on the TV screen
Don't make it factual
- Michael Jackson, Tabloid Junkie
Tabloid Junkie by R.P.O'ed December 17, 2008
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Sugar Junkie 

A person who have a SERIOUS sugar addiction.

Sugar junkies are commonly found among computer geeks,couch potatoes,and fat people,but anyone can become a slave under the sweet goodness of sugar.
"I tried to give up sugar compleatly last week,i ended up shaking on the sofa,to weak to move,and with tears rolling down my cheeks.Im such a sugar junkie!Is there some kind of rehab for sugar addictions?"
Sugar Junkie by electrogiirl October 24, 2008

Preset Junkies 

A phrase used to define a large group of music producers that use presets for their music
"If youre not careful, this could happen to you"
(sick wob buildup)
"YOURE ALL PRESET JUNKIES"
(SICK WOBS)
Preset Junkies by snanadaswsychwayer February 13, 2017

Junkie Whore 

A girl who's addicted substance abuse and unprotected sex. She usually has sociopath tendency and doesn't realize who she has sex with due to being intoxicated. She doesn't have a drug of choice , its whatever is available. Gets pregnant a lot and as abortion scares to prove it. Likes anything that anyone is talking and gets there pinky finger bitten off by an alligator. May have Hep from shooting up, can't trust them ever.
Melissa is fun to hangout with but Miss Sutton is a junkie whore
Junkie Whore by #TS October 24, 2015

Java Junkie 

The common ship name for Luke/Lorelai in the TV show Gilmore Girls. Sometimes abbriviated to JJ.
Person 1: Christopher and Lorelai belong together!

Person 2: What are you on? Luke is the greatest. I'm a java junkie all the way!
Java Junkie by sunshinegirl64 October 23, 2008

Junkie Mission 

Is to do some thing only a junkie would do. Often crazy drawn out tasks to get high. This inclueds any task to obtain money or drugs, Such as stealing or lookin for some one to get high with.
Cody's was on a god dam junkie mission,he walked 26 miles to get a bag of weed last night.

Josh: Wheres Your sister?
Jeff: Probably on a junkie mission.
Junkie Mission by Mtownjw August 16, 2009
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Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
Word of the Day on October 22, 2026

Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.
Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics
Larpenomics by Rbois09 October 21, 2026
Word of the Day on October 21, 2026

Palmela Handerson 

Your hand that you masturbate with.
Girlfriend: What are you going to do for the next week while I'm on holiday?

Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
Word of the Day on October 20, 2026
x:"Girl your fit chewed today!"
Chewed by iod1o March 30, 2022
Word of the Day on October 19, 2026

Blue Movie 

A pornographic film.

The use of the word "blue" to refer to sexually explicit content was first recorded in Scotland in 1824. "Blue" meant "lewd" because prostitutes dressed in blue gowns.
I found your stash of blue movies under your bed.
Blue Movie by Shayde79 January 20, 2011
Word of the Day on October 18, 2026

fache-couture 

French slang, which translated, means "bull's fashion" but basically equates to "hyper trendy" or overly trendy. Used when a person wishes to express distaste at the latest fashion trend/fad, because it seems that everyone has a certain item of clothing or is wearing it. This term is most frequently heard in Paris but is slowly spreading to other parts of France.
1. That Burberry scarf is so fache-couture.
2. That purple American Apparel hoodie is so fache-couture.
fache-couture by bkgmh46x0x March 18, 2008
Word of the Day on October 17, 2026
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