junkitarian

junkitarians live on a diet of everything unhealthy. usually thier meals are loaded with sugars, fats, and other unnutritonal things.

A junkitarian had a breakfast of donuts, a lunch of twinkies, and a dinner of extra-cheesy pizza.

by frizzyzizzy November 5, 2009

junkitarian

Someone who is technically a vegetarian in that they abstain from meat, but who negates all the potential health benefits by eating mostly junk food. Many teenagers fall into this category. It makes being a "vegetarian" really easy, since you still get to eat crap all the time, and still get the cool hippie status that comes with vegetarianism.

"Hey, I've become a vegetarian, and I LOVE IT! I never thought it would be so easy!"

"Wow, I could never live on whole wheat bread, cabbage soup and beans."

"No, it's easy-potato chips and twinkies have no meat in them!"

"Dude, you're just another junkitarian."

by spinningtabletop January 30, 2009

junketarian

Someone who says they're a vegetarian, but they mostly just eat junk food, with the only vegetables being some form of deep-fried potatoes. SEE ALSO: Junkivore (someone who still eats meat, but only if it comes out of a fast-food window.)

Martin's a junketarian -- he might not eat meat, but he also hasn't had a salad in 5 years.

by LanguageLover December 17, 2009

Junkatarian

A person who does not eat anything healthy for them, they just eat a lot of junk food! They rarely eat any meat products, and not enough fruit or vegetables to be any where near having a healthy diet!

Jake: I don't like any of that stuff, especially the meat that's on there!!!
Chris: Jake I swear you are a wanna be vegetarian!!!

Jake: No I'm not, I'm not that close to a vegetarian!!!

Chris: Yeah you are!!!

Jake: Nope, I'm a Junkatarian!!!

by AwesomeMusicLover June 20, 2016

Jupitarian

A female person who sees through this world easily, as if she was from a superior planet (Jupiter - as a first thought). Some, "advanced" Jupietrians can even get to the point to read people's thoughts. They are known to be getting on well with Martians, as both species have the same view on all brain functions among humans.

Jupitarian Composer/Harpsichordist Maja Mitrovic.

by anhsujam September 17, 2006

junkitalia

A slang term for either male or female genitalia.

Shane wanted to get into the new girls junkitalia.

by dwt1959 December 26, 2008

Jupitarian

A more modern name for Jovanian.

I'm a Jupitarian, I'm from Jupiter.

by Angel Leeca August 30, 2005