junkitis 

a chick with a ridiculously sized ass bigger than a donk like im talkin two basketballs in her pants nigga

dude did you see that chicks ass

yeah looks like she got junkitis

junkitis by macgyver534210 October 3, 2009

Junkinism 

A word or phrase that has been vocalized by a Junkin, particularly one that has strawberry-blonde hair.

Examples of a Junkinism: "common sensical", "basically", "Indeed", "feasibly", "Mr. Hoffman, shut up." "And so on and so forth"

Junkinism by Sticky and Stacy November 17, 2007

Juneitis 

It's when u r so close to June and summer that u lose control and qr cuckoo and kooky

I think these kids caught Juneitis, they need some noonroom

Juneitis by RRC rules no matter wut u say June 15, 2014

jungitis 

The progressive inflammation of one's ego through materialism and vanity caused by lack of acceptance and an ugly FACE. Symptoms: Long periods of self admiration in front of reflective surfaces, urges to clothe oneself in undersized garments, a distorted view of one's own attractiveness and/or the use of money and material items to attract members of the opposite sex.

Bob: What happened to that guy? He use to be cool...
Frank: Didn't you hear? He has the jungitis...

jungitis by Who do you think?! October 17, 2006