junkitis 

a chick with a ridiculously sized ass bigger than a donk like im talkin two basketballs in her pants nigga

dude did you see that chicks ass

yeah looks like she got junkitis

junkitis by macgyver534210 October 3, 2009

Junkinism 

A word or phrase that has been vocalized by a Junkin, particularly one that has strawberry-blonde hair.

Examples of a Junkinism: "common sensical", "basically", "Indeed", "feasibly", "Mr. Hoffman, shut up." "And so on and so forth"

Junkinism by Sticky and Stacy November 17, 2007

Juneitis 

It's when u r so close to June and summer that u lose control and qr cuckoo and kooky

I think these kids caught Juneitis, they need some noonroom

Juneitis by RRC rules no matter wut u say June 15, 2014

jungitis 

The progressive inflammation of one's ego through materialism and vanity caused by lack of acceptance and an ugly FACE. Symptoms: Long periods of self admiration in front of reflective surfaces, urges to clothe oneself in undersized garments, a distorted view of one's own attractiveness and/or the use of money and material items to attract members of the opposite sex.

Bob: What happened to that guy? He use to be cool...
Frank: Didn't you hear? He has the jungitis...

jungitis by Who do you think?! October 17, 2006

jerb 

well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!

Them future folk took ouare jerbs!

jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019