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youre 

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1) used interchangeably to mean either "your" or "you're" by illiterate cretins who can't tell the difference between the two
2) used to mean "you're" by people too lazy to hit the apostrophe key; slightly less reprehensible than the above
1) "youre such a stupid youre stupid falls out of youre stupid." "Ah, the irony."
2) "youre still here right?" "Yes, my apathy-stricken acquaintance."
youre by anon June 30, 2004
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youre 

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New Zealand spelling of the word "you're".
youre a homo
youre by Gareth likes cock March 20, 2003

youre 

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your a homo
youre by da July 29, 2003

Youre 

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The grammatically non-binary offspring of "your" and "you're".

1. belonging to or associated with the person or people that the speaker is addressing.

2. belonging to or associated with any person in general.

3. you are.
"what is youre name?"
"the sight is enough to break youre heart"
"youre an angel, Deb!"
Youre by i'm no body July 14, 2021

youre 

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You need an apostrophe before the R, you degenerate.
John - youre so stupid
Alex - That's ironic.
youre by FemurPNG December 29, 2021

youre mom gay, lol 

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Your maternal parental guardian is in fact a homosexual. There is no acceptable rebuttal that will not make one seem to be immensely offended except for the response "no u" which is the ultimate rebuttal. Upon having one's mother be called homosexual, Mexican youth will become extremely offended and claim that they will in fact end your life. To which the statement without exceptions ends with the verb, lol, denoting audible laughter.
"I would believe you if not for the fact that youre mom gay, lol."
youre mom gay, lol
In conversation:

Tim: "Ha ha I love my mother."
John: "youre mom gay, lol"
Tim: "no u"
John immediately dies of massive heart attack

youre cut off 

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This is like saying fuck you to someone, or like telling them that you dont fuck with them anymore (you dont associate with them).

This phrase is best said when somebody is trying to explain themselves to you for doing something foul, but you literally cut them off in the middle of it by saying this.
You went and got her a big elephant even though I WAS THE ONE who found out she loves elephants and I was gonna buy her a small one for her birthday?? Thats foul, man... YOURE CUT OFF!!!
youre cut off by TheBx41 September 17, 2012
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