38 definitions by Brittney Sade

a game for the 4-20 friendly people of the world in which you must take a hit and hold the smoke in your lungs until the whole circle has had a hit.

This is a really fucked up game unless you call it because people love to stop in the middle of the game and when you begin to turn purple they'll say, "Dude, we stopped playing baseball hella days ago."
V: You leave the group, we're gonna have to do something you hate.
B: What?
V: Play baseball

(3 Bowls Later)
B: My lungs are starting to hurt, can we stop?
V: We never played baseball. You decided to stay in.
by Brittney Sade October 13, 2008
type of tequila made in Mexico, made to spiritually get you hammered.
V:What'd you do yesterday?
B:I drank a fifth of Sauza, watched some old Owen Hart videoes and was hammered the rest of the day
by Brittney Sade December 29, 2009
the act of smoking a dank bowl of marijuana. During this act you might baseball it but you must be able to keep the rotation in order, keep smoking until the bowl is gone and keep the same lighter until the all is gone.

It's rarely done, but is amazingly sweet when it happens.
A: We're gonna jack a bottle, what are you guys gonna do?
B: We're about to toca bowl, you comin' or what?
by Brittney Sade October 13, 2008
a steel reserved beer that will get you fucked the fuck up in July. Hit about four bowls and drink the 211? You'll be cross-faded for hours. It's called poor man's beer out here but the one's that drink it know that just because you can buy it cheap don't mean it can't fuck you up.
S: I'm so fucking cross-faded yo, it hurts.
B: (slurred speech)
Have another 211 dear, it'll make you feel better.
by Brittney Sade July 16, 2008
a mall in the heart of Citrus Heights, walking distance of:
Sayonara Forest
San Juan High
San Juan Park
Sunrise Marketplace
the most popular stores are Hot Topic and American Eagle. Constantly visited by stoners that are sober and have nothing else to do.
Is usually the place to go when your 8-14.

When your over 14 1/2 you begin to drift away from the mall, due to it being to familiar or being caught by mall security too many times.
Child: Dad! Can Megan take me to the Sunrise Mall?
Megan: Why? There's nothing in there anyway.
by Brittney Sade July 30, 2008
also known as stoner etiquette

a list of commandments in place with people that smoke with others. These commandments are manadatory and the consequences = losing your turn, dealing with cottonmouth until other handlings and possibly getting last on the next bowl.

Rules are as followed:
1. If someone if paying for the weed, it is mandatory for them to get first hit. They must also pack the bowl unless the party informed someone else and got another to do it for them.

2. When passing the bowl/blunt, the person whom owns the pipe/rolled the joint will get second hit. No buts.

3.Don't bogart the weed! It's for the group to share.

4. When rolling a joint, don't fucking nigger lip it! It's disgusting and closing the opening.

5. When cashed, if you don't own the pipe, don't resin hit it. It's not your resin to hit!

6. Don't pass a cashed bowl or a semi-cashed bowl without telling the next person of the status.

7. When smoking a fresh bowl after the initial one, you must flip the rotation. 1st: To the left. Next: to the right. It's only fair.

8. Always share any food or drink you have with the rest of the gang, cotton mouth is no fun.

9. After being smoked out by fellow acquaintance, you must in return, smoke them out. It's wonderful karma.

10. Don't ever fucking complain about the weed. Don't like it don't smoke it!
V: Okay, who nigger-lipped it?
M: Brittney...
B: No...it was like that when I got it.
V: Chenoa! That's rule #4!
C: What rule?
M: The stoner rules. duh!
by Brittney Sade October 11, 2008
not commonly practiced nowadays, when one tries to see how much sex they can get on New Years Eve before it hits 12:00M. They are, this distributing themselves out before New Years.

(often the rue years eve of many drunkards or e-poppers)
F:What are you doing on New Years Eve?
B:I'm gonna do a New Years' Distribution, then I'm go home and watch the ball drop.
by Brittney Sade January 11, 2009