38 definitions by Brittney Sade

city in California, known for it's Arden-Arcade area. The city is quite large and is well known for being unusually spread out, walk two steps away from Coyle Ave. you are now in Citrus Heights, walk a block to Del Campo from Carmichael, you are now in Fair Oaks. To a person from Citrus Heights, Carmichael is hella days away, when it's only a 45 minute walk depending on how fast you are.

Carmichael gave the world that preppy Disney star Brenda Song.

type of tequila made in Mexico, made to spiritually get you hammered.

the remorse that one feels on New Years after doing something that either hurt someone, put them in jail, gave them a killer hangover or made them pass out before the ball dropped.

in my opinion, the best school you could ever go to. Sure, it might suck your Freshman year because you planned on going somewhere else, but somewhere between the complaining and sleeping, you'll see that it's a school with laid-back teachers, funny ass rallies and a school mass in which 98% smokes weed.

The dances are pretty fun when they have them, the football team is superb, besides having a really bad coach and the pride you get in being a Spartan is everlasting. At San Juan, you'll make friends like no other, you'll see things you've never seen before and you'll get a locker! Most schools aren't even inside anymore and now they have lockers?!

If you think about leaving, it's just a waste of your time because 85.3% of people that leave, wind up coming back again.

a school at the heart of Citrus Heights, knowing for being ghetto when in actually it isn't really ghetto or really diverse. It's known for it's outlandish shit-talkers, arm candy cheerleaders and retarded teachers. The y try to call it a historic landmark because it was built in the land before time but it really isn't. The renovations attract the bitches that hated Spartans because the school was "ghetto". It's a wonderful school to spend your years at even through all the shit you'll be put through.

located nicely between Madison and Greenback, San Juan Park is the ultimate place not to drink, smoke or do any kind of drugs. It is not in walking distance of anything important and is constantly empty except for the basketball players. The dirt, glass and tree branches popping out of nowhere will ruin a good time for you if your not sober.

Besides that it's a lovely park, where you can take a nice brisk walk, walk your dog or have a family picnic.

the act of smoking a dank bowl of marijuana. During this act you might baseball it but you must be able to keep the rotation in order, keep smoking until the bowl is gone and keep the same lighter until the all is gone.

It's rarely done, but is amazingly sweet when it happens.