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judiciary 

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noun
1. the judicial branch of government.
2. the system of courts of justice in a country.
3. judges collectively.
adj
4. pertaining to the judicial branch or system or to judges.
"The United States judiciary excercises authority and prepares plans for judges, sumbits suggestions to various courts, and carries on a continuous study of operations of the federal courts as prescribed by the United States Supreme Court."
judiciary by Joey Fizzle January 12, 2008
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Postmodern Judiciary 

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1. group of Judges forever more impressed with themselves than they should be 2. group of Judges highly respected and regarded regardless of their production or quality of work. 3. synonymous with Royalty. 4. A bastion of arrogant, self-absorbed, and closed-minded ass-hats.
The Postmodern judiciary must accept that definitions have to be changed to address postmodern progressive viewpoints.

U.S. house judiciary committee 

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Oh wow yeah... I don't see how that's EXACTLY THE SAME... As MY thing! How it's not, I'll never know... Yet HERE I SIT! I don't see how my thing isn't worse but OK!
Hym "Yeah, I don't see how you're U.S. house judiciary committee thing isn't just exactly the same as my thing... I don't see how I'm not integral to the plot! I mean, this is literally the retard mediated version of that! Instead of big tech companies and the government it's just the mentally handicapped. This is dogshit. I should be on Oprha or something! But NoOoOoOoOo! How's it not the same except worse? Why am I not on Oprah!? Is it because I called her a fat bitch and told her to stop eating bread!? IT HAS NO NUTRITIONAL VALUE OPRAH!"

Judicially Molested

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N. What Prosecutors do to "alleged" child sex offenders, and their families for their kids playing "Doctor," or SEXting and charging them with RAPE, and other crimes. Also applicable to those who never intended to receive said SEXTing messages, and got charged anyway for having child pornography.
That County Prosecutor in the State of "insert pretty much any State name here," Judicially Molested that child and their family because he wanted to advance his career, and did not care of the broader effects of the prosecution.

Jewdiciary 

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noun 1. the jewish judicial branch of government.

2. the jewish system of courts of justice in a country.

3.jewish judges collectively.

adjective 4. pertaining to the jewish judicial branch or system or to jewish judges.
'holy shit man, that jew stole from his own bank.'
'haha yeh, heard about that, hes going straight to the jewdiciary, hope he gets jewpned.'
Jewdiciary by duckistleader May 7, 2009

Judicial Predator

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A person who works in law enforcement with a significant level of power, (Judge, Prosecutor, Detective, Policeman/Policewoman, Attorney General, etc.) who uses his/her power to maliciously target and falsely charge law abiding citizens, in an attempt to advance his/her own career. The victim is used as a brownie point for the Judicial Predator so that he/she can gain favor in the public eye. The Judicial Predator’s ultimate goal is to create the illusion that he/she is good at doing one’s job, this is all done at the expense of a good law abiding citizen who was targeted and in some cases lured into a trap set up specifically for them.
WTF, Linda Fairstein is such a Judicial Predator! She maliciously prosecuted those 5 innocent black boys (aka the Central Park 5) and put them in prison for years, for a crime they didn't even commit! & to think all of this was to receive praise & make herself look good in the public eye. SAD. Well, It all backfired in the end & now people see her for what she truly is.
Judicial Predator by Dishon Bull November 22, 2019

Judicial Law 

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Anything and everything that exists in this parallel universe where we are mere blipses in the concept of time that we have created to help comprehend with the harsh reality that more exist the beyond out inferior and menial minds
Tom: *says something unimportant*
Aaron: yeh...... but Judicial Law
Judicial Law by anonymous October 7, 2020
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Dotard 

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An aging individual who has long lost the ability to make rational sense.
That dotard is going to get us all blown up, if he doesn't calm down .
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My mom hit me with a chancla.
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Striver 

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The striver is an interesting phenomenon that is seen across college campuses. In essence, the striver is an over-achiever who comes from a working or middle class family. He may be an immigrant. He may have been a slacker in HS who was "born again" into an academic wunderkind. Or he may just be an over-achiever who is keeping at it.

The striver is willing to sacrifice his social life at the expense of Phi Beta Kappa and Summa Cum Laude. The striver is the guy who stays at the library long after you are gone. The striver is the guy who takes 30 credits/semester and considers anything below an A/4.0 failure. The striver doesn't work on campus, he is too busy finding ways to pad his resume instead of working retail or workstudy. The striver lets his grades pay his education by applying to ten scholarships a year.

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Successful strivers:
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