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The only politically oppressed minority group still being discriminated against by corporate America.
Equal opportunity is for morons, liars, and thieves only. Never hire a competent Individual because next to them you will appear stupid. These people should never be allowed a job interview.
by Spiritual-Master January 5, 2022
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Known to have worked on the Blackberry Plantation under the hot sun.
Their motto is "Never a lie, and never give up."
Known to have worked on the Blackberry Plantation under the hot sun.
Their motto is "Never a lie, and never give up."
My collars are not blue nor are they white, just ask uncle Heck,
Walking in the lake of fire created a Blackfoot redneck.
Walking in the lake of fire created a Blackfoot redneck.
by Spiritual-Master January 22, 2022
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Get the Bodaya mug.This is the modern response to those who still believe there is no such thing as a stupid question.
If there are no stupid questions then answer me this riddle:
"What would you call the questions that stupid people ask?"
Because "Stupid People Ask Questions Also."
SPAQA= "Stupid People Ask Questions Also."
There is no need to explain to the dipshits who say there are no stupid questions.
Just pronounce it as a word SPAQA
Unless they ask what SPAQA means.
Then you just give them a stupid look and say, "Duh, Stupid People Ask Questions Also."
If there are no stupid questions then answer me this riddle:
"What would you call the questions that stupid people ask?"
Because "Stupid People Ask Questions Also."
SPAQA= "Stupid People Ask Questions Also."
There is no need to explain to the dipshits who say there are no stupid questions.
Just pronounce it as a word SPAQA
Unless they ask what SPAQA means.
Then you just give them a stupid look and say, "Duh, Stupid People Ask Questions Also."
Bill: Hey, Jeff, if you don't understand me just ask a question because there is no such thing as a stupid question.
Jeff: SPAQA
Bill: (looking puzzled) what?
Jeff: SPAQA
Bill: what the hell is SPAQA?
Jeff: I see you did not understand me and asked that question. Well, Duh, Stupid People Ask Questions Also.
Jeff: SPAQA
Bill: (looking puzzled) what?
Jeff: SPAQA
Bill: what the hell is SPAQA?
Jeff: I see you did not understand me and asked that question. Well, Duh, Stupid People Ask Questions Also.
by Spiritual-Master February 16, 2022
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2. the feeling that everyone but you is controlled by public policy written for ZOMBIES, by ZOMBIES.
3. Being a naturally curious person and waking up in a world with no more secrets to discover.
4. A world in which having public opinions is mandatory, and seeking the truth is outlawed.
2. the feeling that everyone but you is controlled by public policy written for ZOMBIES, by ZOMBIES.
3. Being a naturally curious person and waking up in a world with no more secrets to discover.
4. A world in which having public opinions is mandatory, and seeking the truth is outlawed.
You cannot possibly know everything about me and in this transparent nightmare, you are not allowed to ask me questions. No interview for the job. No surveys, and no interrogation. My future plans have become the most intriguing plans on earth but The ZOMBIES do not care as they have lost all curiosity.
by Spiritual-Master January 20, 2022
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Chuck: Hey Bob you know Lord Bud is selling these berries we are picking for more than the $2 he is paying us don't you?
Bob Christ: Yes Chuck, that's life as a slave on the Plantation. We are working for the Orwellian Totalitarian Tyrant. There is no escaping it.
Bob Christ: Yes Chuck, that's life as a slave on the Plantation. We are working for the Orwellian Totalitarian Tyrant. There is no escaping it.
by Spiritual-Master January 29, 2022
Get the Lord Bud mug.These are beliefs that should be abandoned and ignored for they are the most dangerous things when in the hands of the media. All public people are required to have them because it is public opinion that opinions are like assholes because everyone has them. This is not true for the private. Private people have truth, not opinions. Public opinion will override and destroy your private truth at every opportunity. Opinions can become policy and eliminate the right or privilege to speak the private truth. The publicly spouted opinions are why cancel culture started. Let us listen to some private truth for a while. Let us agree on a peaceful 1000 years.
The elected Public should keep their Public Opinions to themselves for when the words of your mouth cause others to act violently your game of life is best played silently.
by Spiritual-Master January 27, 2022
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