Spiritual-Master's definitions
In the past was called the "woman's prerogative" Was the privilege or right to change her mind. Predominately used to seek divorce and upgrade her natural selection of a male partner without it being called a lack of commitment to her first choice. A woman can be trusted with a man's heart and gives this up as she knows romantic love is a myth without mutual commitment.
Bill: Hey Eric should I ask Karen out on a date?
Eric: Karen has created more Eskimo brothers than I can count and has not given up her Female Prerogative.
Eric: Karen has created more Eskimo brothers than I can count and has not given up her Female Prerogative.
by Spiritual-Master January 21, 2022
Get the Female prerogativemug. My personal time machine records current events more accurately than any other source on earth. When tested for accuracy my clock will always be right on time. presently the time is now and now is the time. Imagine you read this and ten seconds elapsed. It is not ten seconds after now, it is still now and your imagination has fooled you. Don't be the fool who questions the accuracy of my time machine.
Currently, my records of this event are accurate because I use my infallible personal time machine called Modern chronology to record it.
by Spiritual-Master January 12, 2022
Get the Modern chronologymug. The only politically oppressed minority group still being discriminated against by corporate America.
Equal opportunity is for morons, liars, and thieves only. Never hire a competent Individual because next to them you will appear stupid. These people should never be allowed a job interview.
by Spiritual-Master January 5, 2022
Get the Competent Individualmug. I traveled through time to 2050 and was an elected judge presiding over the trial of the descendants of Luke Skywalker who were being held to account for the destruction of the death star. Postmodern Chronology allowed me to witness a hung jury. When the verdict was read and the defendants set free, a group of angry political activists literally hung all twelve members of the jury.
by Spiritual-Master January 5, 2022
Get the Postmodern Chronologymug. Taking place over 2017 and 2018, Also known as the "grievance studies affair" was the project of a team of three authors—Peter Boghossian, James A. Lindsay, and Helen Pluckrose—to highlight what they saw as poor scholarship and eroding criteria in several academic fields. Their totally bogus and unscientific fake research papers were accepted by academia EXPOSING Academic Grievance Studies, and the problems of ideologically-motivated scholarship, radical skepticism, and cultural constructivism.
Sokal Squared is all the evidence I needed to realize academic ideologies known as grievance studies is an unscientific cult-like established religion of criticism that is intolerant of all opposing worldviews.
by Spiritual-Master January 21, 2022
Get the Sokal Squaredmug. I passed the bar exam today but refused to accept the modern A.B.A. lawyers union card which also stands for modern awful, bastardized, ass-hats.
by Spiritual-Master December 10, 2021
Get the modern A.B.A.mug. This is the candidate supported and voted for by the majority when the majority is considered to be the Lollipop guild. The general public were fooled into believing the majority party in power is the Lollipop guild.
Brainwashed public idiot number 1: I believe the best candidate for the position is the Lollipop King.
by Spiritual-Master February 9, 2022
Get the Lollipop Kingmug.